Email feedback that has no relation to my stories

[Bazzle]

Someone has clearly gone through the site emailing people their Idea for a story.

The email starts

"Hey big fan of your work!"

That peeks my interest...

"Could you do a story about..." Oh...what smoking peeing story have they liked??

A cheating story and a baby mamma's and stuff

Clearly hasn't read a single one of my stories.

Dang.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Ah, those.

Similar to "Hello my Queen, I want to worship you in any way you wish!"

"OK, tell me what you think of one of my stories."

"Not that."

Clearly not where they got inspiration from...

 

[Trionyx]

“I am a Nigerian prince…”
“Your PayPal account has been closed…”
“(Any politician’s name) is steaming mad…”
“Never disappoint her in bed again…”

 

[GemmaGemmaGemma]

The messages that I get most often talk up my stories in extremely generic ways without mentioning any plot points or characters and then leads into an impassioned speech about how the only thing missing to draw in new audiences and really add the cherry on top of my masterpiece is a cover art.

I have played along a few times and they always lead me to their reference work which just so happens to be the exact same set of comics that the last guy used as their references too