Embarrassing sexual moments.

[sch00lteacher]

Tall shy guy, or is it Shy tall guy? Suggested this thread(Give credit where credit is due).

My most ESM was the time I had to go to the ER with a splitting headache right after the Superbowl, 2000. I had just received the best blow job ever. As I came I felt something blow in my head and the pain started. It would not go away, so off we went.

I had to tell the doc what was up. Not fun, but he was a great guy and treated it all like a joke.

Then there was the time I woke up in bed next to a new lady friend (when I was younger I thought with my lower head). She was separated from her spouse. He still had a key. As I lay there in bed I heard her front door open. Oh fuck, I couldn't think fast enough, so I just laid there. The asshole husband walked in, stood at the end of the bed, looked, and turned around and walked out. We later became best friends.

 

[naudiz]

So many to choose from. So, so many...

There was the time I was 'parking' with a guy in high school, and when things were getting interesting, a cop pulled up and interupted us because the guy's truck matched the description of a truck used in a bank robbery earlier that day. It wouldn't have been quite so embarrasing except that I lived in a small town where everyone knows everyone else, and my father was one of many people in town who owned a radio scanner (hey, entertainment was in short supply), so the police report was broadcast basically all over town as it happened. Let's just say that the place we were at was only used for parking, so it wasn't a big mystery what we'd been doing there.

Good times.

Then there was the time in college. Nervous virgin (him, not me), a roommate coming home. Hiding naked in a closet. I can't go on. I'm starting to have flashbacks.

 

[sabbathstorm]

Back in high school I was going out with this guy who just couldn't get enough sex (not that I was complaining!). We had the house to ourselves one afternoon and were fooling around on the couch. His dog kept coming in and growling whenever we kissed. He put the dog out and came back in the room. He stripped off his pants and I started giving him a hand job. We heard a noise......my best friend was coming down the hall (she was calling out my name). We grabbed a blanket and threw it over our laps but I still had his cock in my hand. I sat there for an hour like that while she talked. I still don't know to this day if she knew what was going on!