Endless Ends

[Endless_Night]

They were at loggerheads because one swallow spit

Ewwwww. Y'all are ewwwwwwing me out tonight.

I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth.

Also, doesn’t everyone assume Enny is secretly kinky af? She’s like the poster child for the sexual version of still waters run deep.

My whole body convulsed.

Gah! Surely no-one assumes anything of the sort?! I am the poster child for boring.

 

[Endless_Night]

Why would you lick any of the elements?

I mean, that's part of why it's funny. Why should you, but someone always does.

Yeah I do not suggest licking/ingesting any transuranics... Or any alpha/beta emitters...

My favorite is Neptunium, because, planet.

Poor Plutonium.

*sad*

 

[hotwords229_A]

Not unlike the human race, the fights originate over: Mating competition, Nest site selection or defense, Resource scarcity.

Also, some birds are just dicks.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth.

Then you would be a terrible candidate for Enny’s Annual Barn Swallow gathering.

Also, doesn’t everyone assume Enny is secretlykinky af? She’s like the poster child for the sexual version of still waters run deep.

This gives us all something to think about.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Also, some birds are just dicks.

Speaking of birds who are dicks…

This may be my favourite video on YouTube.

 

[Endless_Night]

This gives us all something to think about.

That was small and in white for a reason. A REASON!!!

 

[Endless_Night]

Also, some birds are just dicks.

Are they?

Speaking of birds who are dicks…

This may be my favourite video on YouTube.

That was . . . I'm not sure that was.

 

[Endless_Night]

That was small and in white for a reason. A REASON!!!

Oh. Wait. Wait!

Not that kind of reason!

Like, it was a humor reason!


What a way to wake up.


Eta: I am now entirely discombobulated. Does this rate a or an ?

I DO NOT KNOW

*thunk*

 

[Lord Pmann]

That was small and white for a reason. A REASON!!!

That’s the name of MY sex tape.

 

[Endless_Night]

That’s the name of MY sex tape.

Ha haha ha.

Oh, you mean the one with your vacuum?

 

[Endless_Night]

Taking a break from work and sat for a minute, to surf the internet, as one does.

There was a woman talking about beauty stuff, and from out of nowhere she announced that she waxed her nose hair.

WAX HER NOSE HAIR



Admittedly, I have very little hair, but I have some experience with waxing. But, in the nose? That must be excruciating!


I now need a break from the internet.

 

[darker_berry]

Taking a break from work and sat for a minute, to surf the internet, as one does.

There was a woman talking about beauty stuff, and from out of nowhere she announced that she waxed her nose hair.

WAX HER NOSE HAIR



Admittedly, I have very little hair, but I have some experience with waxing. But, in the nose? That must be excruciating!


I now need a break from the internet.

Nose hair??? I don't even wax my pubes

 

[Endless_Night]

Huh. The consensus is about even. Those aware of nose waxing. Those appalled at the news.

(That would be out of my minimal sampling of five. )

All are aghast at the assumed pain factor.

Interesting to note, no one I know well seems to participate in this sadistic grooming process. Should we be?

*goes to look in nose*

 

[Endless_Night]

Also, my gluts hurt.

 

[Endless_Night]

Today I found out I'm not sexually memorable.


Good thing I have a healthy self esteem and a wonderful sense of humor.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Taking a break from work and sat for a minute, to surf the internet, as one does.

There was a woman talking about beauty stuff, and from out of nowhere she announced that she waxed her nose hair.

WAX HER NOSE HAIR



Admittedly, I have very little hair, but I have some experience with waxing. But, in the nose? That must be excruciating!


I now need a break from the internet.

If you’ve ever watched a Fail Video you would know all about nose waxing.

 

[Endless_Night]

If you’ve ever watched a Fail Video you would know all about nose waxing.

What in heaven's name is a Fail Video?

Or, rather, tell me, please, and I will read it in the morning.

I have to get up early to find my fancy lingerie.

 

[hotwords229_A]

What in heaven's name is a Fail Video?

Or, rather, tell me, please, and I will read it in the morning.

I have to get up early to find my fancy lingerie.

There are many videos on YouTube of people waxing their noses and not being successful. It looks horrifically painful—and hilarious.

Now, more importantly, what about this lingerie?

 

[investor2020]

Today I found out I'm not sexually memorable.


Good thing I have a healthy self esteem and a wonderful sense of humor.

Was that along the lines of "Have we met before?" . . . asking for a friend.

 

[investor2020]

Switching from the horror of nose hair waxing back to film horror, I love the original trailers to some of the greats:

 

[Endless_Night]

There are many videos on YouTube of people waxing their noses and not being successful. It looks horrifically painful—and hilarious.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh.

One of those numerous things I should know about yet do not. *nods sagely*

(As an aside, why do people find that type of thing funny? )

Now, more importantly, what about this lingerie?

 

[Endless_Night]

Was that along the lines of "Have we met before?" . . . asking for a friend.

Ummm. Sure.

Let's go with that.

Switching from the horror of nose hair waxing back to film horror, I love the original trailers to some of the greats:

I don't think I've ever seen this trailer! The use the word degrading! Whoa.

Bela is the best Dracula. Full stop.

Has anyone seen the new one? I'm curious, but leery. They do so insist on butchering context in remakes.

 

[Endless_Night]

What is it about toddlers and dogs?

Invariably, you wake to find them six inches from your face. Staring.

By all accounts, it's an oxytocin bump, but surely I'm not the only one who finds it a smidge . . . uncanny? Unnerving? Like they are thinking about dismembering you?

 

[Endless_Night]

In other news, a spa weekend is in my future.

A SPA WEEKEND

An entire three days.

I. Am. So. Excited.

*squeals a little*

 

[Endless_Night]

Tomorrow, I will once again have fully visible eyebrows.