Enter Your Plea!

Yes. Once.

Have you ever been touched up on a bus or train?

No, but how about the Sistine Chapel?! We were packed like sardines, couldn't escape and this damned woman's hands were all over my ass (prolly blind). Later when I told somebody about it, he said that she was a pickpocket for which the place is notorious! *SIGH*

Anal sex in the office?
 
No, but how about the Sistine Chapel?! We were packed like sardines, couldn't escape and this damned woman's hands were all over my ass (prolly blind). Later when I told somebody about it, he said that she was a pickpocket for which the place is notorious! *SIGH*

Anal sex in the office?

not guilty


had (or gave) a blow job while driving.
 
Never has sex in a truck, so not guilty.

I did once have sex in the back of a brand new Volvo in a car showroom.

Did you ever act out a sex scene from a non-porn movie?
Not guilty.

Have you ever lied by omission to your partner?
 
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