Eurovision Song Contest

[Svenskaflicka]

Is that a woman with a hairy chest, or a guy with lipstick?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Look, it's the YMCA!

 

[Liar]

Village People goes glam?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Village People goes Norwegian...

Turkey's not that bad. It's got speed and fire in it. Something to move your body to.

 

[Liar]

What's this? Moldovian...um...ska? Odd, but not bad.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Mommy, Moldavia is scary...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Hitler on weed...

 

[English Lady]

it was awoman with a hair chest *chuckles*


in and out as promised

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Albania's out. Too sugary-sweet and air-headed.

And the song's only half-good, too.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

The dancers looked like they were only improvising.

 

[English Lady]

I dunno...her boobs were making a bid for freedom *L*

 

[Svenskaflicka]

God bless the mediterranean countries, they've understood that the way to win points is not by having good songs but by having groups of sexy boytoys shake their pelvis onstage.

 

[English Lady]

What are those silver glove thingies on cyprus guy?

chain mail?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Public service detail - all the better to catch him, my dear...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I want that red skirt.

 

[English Lady]

It's Las Ketchup!!!!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Nah, is it? I think they were just helped by them?

But those guys destroy it all.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

The men, I mean. Not the girls.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!

 

[English Lady]

It sounded very las ketchup *L*


this girls dress is interesting....very Celine Dion....hmmmm, not impressed!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Hmm... two guys from Serbia & Montenegro, hostile towards each other, representing their respective countries together as a duo... am I the only one who smell a Gay Male plotbunny here?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Make that FOUR gorgeous guys. Ooh, the plot thickens!

Gay Male or Group Sex?

Decisions, decisions...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Sweden's almost up. Gee, I think I'll hide then. Our guy is TERRIBLE! And the song?

Damned that Fame Factory production line!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I'm dead.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

If he just moves his feet two inches further apart, he's gonna make one woman very disappointed on their weddingnight...