Eventually, A Patton Emerges...

[Byron In Exile]

http://forthecurious.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/general-george-s-patton-jr-1885-1945-everett.jpg

 

[Adre]

Great Scott, that's not Patton!

 

[Noor]

Great Scott, that's not Patton!

That is Patton!

This is Scott
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wWnwwmfy9...AD00/XBI3kTaz8fA/s1600/georgecscottpatton.jpg

 

[neci]

Russia knows what it wants. World domination. And she is laying her plans accordingly. We, on the other hand, and England, and france to a lesser extent. don't know what we want and get less than nothing as the result.

 

[Queersetti]

http://splitsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/pattonoswalt_peteholmes.jpg

 

[neci]

Let's keep our boots polished, bayonets sharpened, and present a picture of force and strength to the Red Army. This is the only language they understand and respect.

 

[snugglestruggle]

That's old blood n guts alright

 

[Skiddles2014]

He was a closeted homosexual.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A9cnAp6CEAQt_7P.jpg

 

[butters]

http://forthecurious.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/general-george-s-patton-jr-1885-1945-everett.jpg

Let's keep our boots polished, bayonets sharpened, and present a picture of force and strength to the Red Army. This is the only language they understand and respect.

that's a very shiny helmet

spit n polish?
is it bad form to mention the Polish?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

He was a closeted homosexual.

I s'pose its why he fucked so many women including his wife's nieces.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

http://i.imgur.com/PLpG2xh.gif

 

[Byron In Exile]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJaxlHk3xkA

 

[trysail]

Russia knows what it wants. World domination. And she is laying her plans accordingly. We, on the other hand, and England, and france to a lesser extent. don't know what we want and get less than nothing as the result.

Tell us everything you know about Ukraine's insane domestic energy policies.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-04-22/ukraine-s-unpaid-gas-bills-dwarf-u-s-aid-offer.html



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[KingOrfeo]

FTR, Patton was a flaming asshole.

Those officers who had served in the army before the war were generally offended by [the Up Front cartoons of Bill] Mauldin, who parodied the spit-shine and obedience-to-order-without-question view that was more easily maintained during that time of peace. General George Patton summoned Mauldin to his office and threatened to "throw his ass in jail" for "spreading dissent" after one of Mauldin's cartoons made fun of Patton's demand that all soldiers must be clean-shaven at all times, even in combat. But Dwight Eisenhower, Supreme Commander European Theater, told Patton to leave Mauldin alone, because he felt that Mauldin's cartoons gave the soldiers an outlet for their frustrations. Mauldin told an interviewer later, "I always admired Patton. Oh, sure, the stupid bastard was crazy. He was insane. He thought he was living in the Dark Ages. Soldiers were peasants to him. I didn't like that attitude, but I certainly respected his theories and the techniques he used to get his men out of their foxholes."[6]

 

[Byron In Exile]

FTR, Patton was a flaming asshole.

FTR, Obama is a pussy.

 

[KingOrfeo]

FTR, Obama is a pussy.

That puts him one up from Patton.

 

[Byron In Exile]

That puts him one up from Patton.

No, it puts him at the bottom, in the pussy pile.

 

[KingOrfeo]

No, it puts him at the bottom, in the pussy pile.

Pussies are better than assholes.

 

[Skiddles2014]

Where do they store these elusive pussies in piles?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Pussies are better than assholes.

You wouldn't survive long without an asshole.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Where do they store these elusive pussies in piles?

At the World Leaders Who Have Putin's Boot Jammed Up Their Ass Impound Yard.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Pussies are better than assholes.

How would you know?

 

[KingOrfeo]

How would you know?

Think about it: If we were all pussies, we could all get along! It's the assholes who cause all our trouble and strife!

 

[Byron In Exile]

Think about it: If we were all pussies, we could all get along! It's the assholes who cause all our trouble and strife!

Yes, but since we're not all pussies, it's best to have more assholes than the other guys.