Ever notice that...

[AusTess]

What some people think is hysterically funny,





others find incredibly boring and unamusing?


Maybe it's just me.
But then,I'm special.

 

[Bindii]

Haven't noticed the humour thing.....but Hubby sure likes your new avatar!

 

[AusTess]

Tell him i said thank you.

And that i blushed just the smallest bit.

 

[AzureAngel]

And still others aren't sure if it's a joke at all, so they're just really uncomfortable.

 

[AusTess]

Nah,uncomfortable?


Is when you are 9 and a half months pregnant and haven't shit for a month.

 

[AzureAngel]

Or when your foot gets lodged in your ass when you're in mid-sprint at the Olympic Finals.

 

[AusTess]

Spewing on a guys cock after he tries deepthroating unexpectedly.








Or uh,mebbe that's just me.

 

[AzureAngel]

Spewing on your own cock after you try deepthroating suddenly.

Er...

 

[AusTess]

You win.



Ha.*l*

 

[AzureAngel]

*Snickers.* I should. That's one ugly mental picture. Not that yours was much prettier.

 

[AusTess]

But we weren't talkin pretty.

We were talkin uncomfortable.

 

[AzureAngel]

Oh, don't be a sore loser, Tess. I heart you despite your loss.

 

[AusTess]

I didn't lose.



I uh.let you win.


That's different to losing.

 

[AzureAngel]

Hey, whatever makes you feel better...




...about losing.

 

[AusTess]

Do NOT make me stamp my foot.






















I'm liable to break an ankle in these heels.


I did NOT lose.
fucker.

 

[AzureAngel]

Holy shit, Tess.

Damn you and your AV.

 

[AzureAngel]

Yeah, you win. Daaaaaaaamn. *Bows.*

I have to ask. Are your AVs generally you? Or no?

 

[AusTess]

*Does a lil *I fuckin won* dance.

And yeah.
Generally they are me.

cept for the finger in twat scene and the cute lil monkey i occasionally use.


What did you edit?

 

[AzureAngel]

*Shakes his head.* Then you definitely win. Damn

This one's an edit of a more "typical" borderline non-blue angel.

The other pic I use is just my eyes. I hide my bits from the general public. Save them for my special fans.

Oh wait, that's just me.

 

[AusTess]

Hmmm.

So what do i gotta do to be special?

*Batts lashes an goes all girly*

 

[AzureAngel]

That all depends on how much you're asking for.

I don't have any pics taken with my none-too-perfect webcam at this very instant.

Girl thing isn't fooling me. *Goes macho n'shit*

 

[AusTess]

I only wanna see what you wanna show me.

And dont act all coy.

It doesn't become you.

 

[AzureAngel]

More fun than "Raar Sex Grr Done." Maybe that's just me. Hang on a bit.

 

[AusTess]

More fun than "Raar Sex Grr Done." Maybe that's just me. Hang on a bit.

Uh,i'm almost certain that is *just you*

S'okay though.


I gotta go eat.

 

[AzureAngel]

Awroit....

Webcam quality is just not the greatest.

But that's okay. We can't all be porn stars.

Maybe you, Tess.