Ex Sex?

If you had a chance to sleep with your last ex girlfriend or boyfriend, would you? I am not sure if I would. If I did, it would be some very angry sex, that's for sure!

Ewwwwwww

They are an ex for a reason ...
 
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not fuck him in the rain.
I will not fuck him on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I will not fuck him in a box.
I will not fuck him with a fox.
I will not fuck him in a house.
I will not him with a mouse.
I will not fuck him here or there.
I will not fuck him ANYWHERE!




Taking a cue from Dr . Seuss, I think that^^^^ summed up my feelings nicely.
 
With the last Ex, I would. She is smart, sweet and sexy and we parted on very good terms due to her relocating for work and not wanting a long distance relationship. Our paths periodically cross and when we can (no entanglements with others) we have crawled back into bed together. There are others back there where the answer would be "hell no".
 
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not fuck him in the rain.
I will not fuck him on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I will not fuck him in a box.
I will not fuck him with a fox.
I will not fuck him in a house.
I will not him with a mouse.
I will not fuck him here or there.
I will not fuck him ANYWHERE!




Taking a cue from Dr . Seuss, I think that^^^^ summed up my feelings nicely.


LOL I love it!!! That was an awesome way to say NOOOO!! LOL
 
Did it twice. Its like going back to High School 20 years after you graduated, familiar but you are out of place! Also it served no purpose in my life:rolleyes:
 
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