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Executive Assistance (Closed to Sinful_Whispers)
(OOC: THIS THREAD IS CLOSED TO Sinful_Whispers!!! Sorry for any confusion in the title!!!)
"Lynden Nash," I say, picking up the telephone, as I collapse on the bed at my home. I found that the woman beside me failed to satisfy me anymore, and it didn't bother me in the least to make her wait until I finished. "Yes," I say. "Put him through."
The call was from my office director in the Atlantic Corridor. Oil prices had increased in recent months, and that meant our operations costs had shot up. The directors were meeting in Chicago, and the shareholders were complaining that dividend payments might be withheld. The Board of Directors was summoning me there tomorrow to address "concerns."
"Jesus, Jason," I sit up, pushing the woman away slightly, as she had been trying to curl up beside me while I talked on the phone. "Can you not handle a simple task?" I ask him. "They will get their dividend! Well, didn't you explain it?!" I stand up and begin gathering my clothes. The woman in the bed would not be necessary. I didn't like her that much anymore, anyway. A former consultant that I had hired a few years back, she had stayed around when her contract expired to assist me in matters such as these. I had originally taken to her pretty brown hair and nice legs, but at 36, I could take her or leave her. Today, I would leave her.
"Jason, I'll be 48 tomorrow," I tell the caller. "You are going to make me 60. I am going to have to cancel my plans, fly to Chicago, and bail us out of this fucking mess that you can't seem to handle? Fuck you." I hang up the phone. I look at the woman sitting disheveled beneath me. "You gotta go," I tell her.
"But we're not finished," she mewls.
"Oh, we are," I say. "You gotta go. Now." She tries to argue and I make her shut up, get her things, and get out. I didn't need her, and didn't need this mess today. As she got dressed, I opened the blinds. It was raining. "Dammit, my wife isn't going to fly out today if these storms keep up," I say only to hope, and to nobody in particular. I put on my belt and shoes, brown to accent my navy pinstriped suit that I would wear with a simple white shirt and no tie for the trip. I reach for my phone once more and punch a direct-line code.
This is Jameson, leave a message. "Fuck," I say, as the message played a series of beeps, signaling a ton of messages, making me wait to leave my own. "Jameson, I need you to have the annual report copied and sent to the plane with the new assistant, uh.....Katie. She'll be traveling with me, so make sure to have our arrangements ready in Chicago. I am heading to the airport in an hour, and I will meet her at the airport." I slammed the phone down. "Fucking Jameson," I muttered about the Office Administrator who was never available to answer her phone. I turned to head to my home office. I hoped the new assistant was capable. I had been in Tokyo the week that Jameson had hired her, and I hoped she made it clear all of the duties the assistant would have, whether it be handling drycleaning, preparing budget estimates, handling press requests or making sure my dog Barney got his shots. She also needed to be comfortable stalling the phone calls from heads of state or simply bringing me coffee. She was to be on call at all times and to be ready if I needed something. For all of that, the trade off was excellent. She would earn more than most first year lawyers might, and she would have a chance to travel the world, at times. As central as the job was, Jameson should answer the goddamn phone and fill me in on who this new person was.
Assuming she showed up, this would be my first trip with Katie. I could not imagine how this was going to go, given that I had not yet met her. I hope Jameson advised her that her job required discretion, as I was not above the occasional "date" in whichever city I may be in. Whoever she was, she had better have her shit together when she got there. The phone rang, and I quickly pulled it from my pocket hoping it was a prompt response from Jameson. However, it was a different caller. It was Monica.
"Hey daddy," said my little girl. "I wanted to say Happy Birthday!"
"It's tomorrow," is all I say, listening for the sound of the other shoe. Monica was a senior at Pepperdine, with the goal of becoming an Oscar Award-winning actress. She had long brown hair, and the youthful good looks of a Mila Kunis, but she probably had the acting chops of "The Girl That Gets Slaughtered or Raped at the Start of Every Horror Film," or possibly "Victim Number 4." That meant she was broke and never called unless she needed cash.
"Well, I wanted to call today, because Jeri Lyn and I are driving up the Coast to San Francisco tomorrow," she said. So, how much would this shopping trip cost me? "I knew I wouldn't get to call."
"Well thank you, baby girl," I say. "You guys need some money?" I ask, cutting to the chase.
"Well, we have enough money for the trip," she says. "But Jeri Lyn is worried about covering our meals." Sure she is. Who the fuck is Jeri Lyn? I haven't even met Jeri Lyn. Fuck her. This is the part where I give you a couple hundred bucks for meals, and you and Jeri Lyn go dress like harlots and flirt for meals from guys in San Francisco, and then take my money to go shopping, I think to myself.
"I'll put $500 on your debit card, honey," I say, because I am a sucker for my little girl and can't say no. Ever. Monica thanks me and quickly ends the call. Of course. I look at my phone, and still no word from Jameson or my new assistant. Shit. I call my office immediately.
"Shane," I say, wondering why the fucking IT guy is at the reception desk. "Will you buzz Jameson. Get her on the phone, now," I say. A few moments later, Shane comes back on the phone and says he can't find her.
"What the hell do you mean, you can't.....never mind," I pinch the bridge of my nose as I think for a moment. "Tell her to call me as soon as she can." I hang up and gather a bag large enough for three days of meetings and an extra night to entertain some asshole investor who will no doubt want more of my time than he needs, and then wonder later what I am doing to ensure our stock won't drop out of the sky. As I throw my bag into the car, my phone rings again. I answer it, and as I do, the call has already been missed. "Shit!" I exclaim, noticing it is Jameson. I check the voicemail as I grab my portfolio from inside the kitchen and toss it onto the passenger seat.
"Lynden, it's Jamey. Katie will be at the airport, ready to go. She's nervous and I want you to be nice to her. Don't run her off like you did Amanda. Call me if you have any problems." I hang up the phone once more.
"Amanda can fuck herself," I grumble. My prior assistant had been 41 and worthless. She quit her job on the spot after I learned that she had been charging excess meals, coffee, and even her drycleaning to company accounts. I wasn't mean to Amanda, she was terrible. At least that was my feeling. I got into my Jaguar and fired it off into the valley where the airport sat. This trip was necessary only to assure the shareholders that their multi-billion dollar empires did not become single-billion dollar empires. They were such children. I wanted to get in the air, get on the ground, and get somewhere for a nice dinner. And I wanted a competent assistant to show up and be ready for her first day on the job.
(OOC: THIS THREAD IS CLOSED TO Sinful_Whispers!!! Sorry for any confusion in the title!!!)
"Lynden Nash," I say, picking up the telephone, as I collapse on the bed at my home. I found that the woman beside me failed to satisfy me anymore, and it didn't bother me in the least to make her wait until I finished. "Yes," I say. "Put him through."
The call was from my office director in the Atlantic Corridor. Oil prices had increased in recent months, and that meant our operations costs had shot up. The directors were meeting in Chicago, and the shareholders were complaining that dividend payments might be withheld. The Board of Directors was summoning me there tomorrow to address "concerns."
"Jesus, Jason," I sit up, pushing the woman away slightly, as she had been trying to curl up beside me while I talked on the phone. "Can you not handle a simple task?" I ask him. "They will get their dividend! Well, didn't you explain it?!" I stand up and begin gathering my clothes. The woman in the bed would not be necessary. I didn't like her that much anymore, anyway. A former consultant that I had hired a few years back, she had stayed around when her contract expired to assist me in matters such as these. I had originally taken to her pretty brown hair and nice legs, but at 36, I could take her or leave her. Today, I would leave her.
"Jason, I'll be 48 tomorrow," I tell the caller. "You are going to make me 60. I am going to have to cancel my plans, fly to Chicago, and bail us out of this fucking mess that you can't seem to handle? Fuck you." I hang up the phone. I look at the woman sitting disheveled beneath me. "You gotta go," I tell her.
"But we're not finished," she mewls.
"Oh, we are," I say. "You gotta go. Now." She tries to argue and I make her shut up, get her things, and get out. I didn't need her, and didn't need this mess today. As she got dressed, I opened the blinds. It was raining. "Dammit, my wife isn't going to fly out today if these storms keep up," I say only to hope, and to nobody in particular. I put on my belt and shoes, brown to accent my navy pinstriped suit that I would wear with a simple white shirt and no tie for the trip. I reach for my phone once more and punch a direct-line code.
This is Jameson, leave a message. "Fuck," I say, as the message played a series of beeps, signaling a ton of messages, making me wait to leave my own. "Jameson, I need you to have the annual report copied and sent to the plane with the new assistant, uh.....Katie. She'll be traveling with me, so make sure to have our arrangements ready in Chicago. I am heading to the airport in an hour, and I will meet her at the airport." I slammed the phone down. "Fucking Jameson," I muttered about the Office Administrator who was never available to answer her phone. I turned to head to my home office. I hoped the new assistant was capable. I had been in Tokyo the week that Jameson had hired her, and I hoped she made it clear all of the duties the assistant would have, whether it be handling drycleaning, preparing budget estimates, handling press requests or making sure my dog Barney got his shots. She also needed to be comfortable stalling the phone calls from heads of state or simply bringing me coffee. She was to be on call at all times and to be ready if I needed something. For all of that, the trade off was excellent. She would earn more than most first year lawyers might, and she would have a chance to travel the world, at times. As central as the job was, Jameson should answer the goddamn phone and fill me in on who this new person was.
Assuming she showed up, this would be my first trip with Katie. I could not imagine how this was going to go, given that I had not yet met her. I hope Jameson advised her that her job required discretion, as I was not above the occasional "date" in whichever city I may be in. Whoever she was, she had better have her shit together when she got there. The phone rang, and I quickly pulled it from my pocket hoping it was a prompt response from Jameson. However, it was a different caller. It was Monica.
"Hey daddy," said my little girl. "I wanted to say Happy Birthday!"
"It's tomorrow," is all I say, listening for the sound of the other shoe. Monica was a senior at Pepperdine, with the goal of becoming an Oscar Award-winning actress. She had long brown hair, and the youthful good looks of a Mila Kunis, but she probably had the acting chops of "The Girl That Gets Slaughtered or Raped at the Start of Every Horror Film," or possibly "Victim Number 4." That meant she was broke and never called unless she needed cash.
"Well, I wanted to call today, because Jeri Lyn and I are driving up the Coast to San Francisco tomorrow," she said. So, how much would this shopping trip cost me? "I knew I wouldn't get to call."
"Well thank you, baby girl," I say. "You guys need some money?" I ask, cutting to the chase.
"Well, we have enough money for the trip," she says. "But Jeri Lyn is worried about covering our meals." Sure she is. Who the fuck is Jeri Lyn? I haven't even met Jeri Lyn. Fuck her. This is the part where I give you a couple hundred bucks for meals, and you and Jeri Lyn go dress like harlots and flirt for meals from guys in San Francisco, and then take my money to go shopping, I think to myself.
"I'll put $500 on your debit card, honey," I say, because I am a sucker for my little girl and can't say no. Ever. Monica thanks me and quickly ends the call. Of course. I look at my phone, and still no word from Jameson or my new assistant. Shit. I call my office immediately.
"Shane," I say, wondering why the fucking IT guy is at the reception desk. "Will you buzz Jameson. Get her on the phone, now," I say. A few moments later, Shane comes back on the phone and says he can't find her.
"What the hell do you mean, you can't.....never mind," I pinch the bridge of my nose as I think for a moment. "Tell her to call me as soon as she can." I hang up and gather a bag large enough for three days of meetings and an extra night to entertain some asshole investor who will no doubt want more of my time than he needs, and then wonder later what I am doing to ensure our stock won't drop out of the sky. As I throw my bag into the car, my phone rings again. I answer it, and as I do, the call has already been missed. "Shit!" I exclaim, noticing it is Jameson. I check the voicemail as I grab my portfolio from inside the kitchen and toss it onto the passenger seat.
"Lynden, it's Jamey. Katie will be at the airport, ready to go. She's nervous and I want you to be nice to her. Don't run her off like you did Amanda. Call me if you have any problems." I hang up the phone once more.
"Amanda can fuck herself," I grumble. My prior assistant had been 41 and worthless. She quit her job on the spot after I learned that she had been charging excess meals, coffee, and even her drycleaning to company accounts. I wasn't mean to Amanda, she was terrible. At least that was my feeling. I got into my Jaguar and fired it off into the valley where the airport sat. This trip was necessary only to assure the shareholders that their multi-billion dollar empires did not become single-billion dollar empires. They were such children. I wanted to get in the air, get on the ground, and get somewhere for a nice dinner. And I wanted a competent assistant to show up and be ready for her first day on the job.
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