explain your username

[chillywilly2]

That's so charming.

sure got my attention

 

[1HF]

sure got my attention

Nothing gets my juices flowing like "I'll fuck anyone and all their friends".

 

[chillywilly2]

Nothing gets my juices flowing like "I'll fuck anyone and all their friends".

yeah, there is that part...I was more focusing on goofy little....

mostly I'm just in a mood today...can't wait for 5 to roll around and go for a beer

 

[suckonsimon]

It's my left big toe.

No-one, but no-one seems to want to suck it.

Who, please! ... will suckonsimon's left big toe?

 

[XsNrg]

Mine is obviously self explanatory.

 

[Mayflow]

I'm a guy, I live in NM, but have lysdexia.

?epoh I sgnikiV atosenniM eht evol uoy tuB

http://www.vikings.com/media-vault/...rleaders/06ca9cf7-a860-46d0-8909-4f8bd9303eff

 

[Mayflow]

You are a lost cause:


When I wish to be, yes.

 

[hogjack]

Not seeking any sympathy - or stupid puns - but my parents were tragically killed in a freakish accident inside a modern art museum when I was about 11. It's the last place a kid would expect to lose his parents. But things happen.

My aunt (mom's older sister) raised me from that day forward and continues to support my endeavors. A truly amazing person. Forever. My name is a tribute to her.

 

[jonpatato]

Jonpatato is jon,pierced and tattooed!

 

[deathbypickle]

Nope....

 

[Sunshine]

It's my left big toe.

No-one, but no-one seems to want to suck it.

Who, please! ... will suckonsimon's left big toe?

Poor little bugger.... Well, maybe he's not so little.

 

[Not Normal]

I don't gotta tell you nuthin'

 

[Ncaligirl]

I'm a girl and I'm from Northern California....in other words I was too lazy to come up with something creative

 

[angelicecstasy]

I was born 5589 years ago. It's a long story.

I had an ex boyfriend who said the same. He was a vampire, apparently.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I had an ex boyfriend who said the same. He was a vampire, apparently.

That sucks.

 

[silver gurl]

I like silver. I love silver jewelry. I collect antiques in pewter and silver...thus the name.

 

[Trimjob69]

Rimjob was already taken

 

[neci]

#fcku

 

[Hard_Rom]

Needed a three letter nom de vids back in the early 1980's for arcade game high scores. Was reading Rom Spaceknight comics at the time. Rom has been my user name in some variation since.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pJlUbAGrD24/S4NI29mv1CI/AAAAAAAAAAM/RIKbfSeUkSM/s1600-h/ROM.jpg

 

[silver gurl]

Nope....

Being a BFF I know this story.

 

[DiskoTroop]

It is sort of obvious

 

[desire2touch]

Absolutely love the idea of my hands on a beautiful female body. Head to toe and everywhere in between

 

[Mayberrygirl]

Well..this one time... when I was at band camp.....