Exploding nipples???!!

[islander01]

Guess what...I think that's the answer to all...what a rip off. You are a lot sicker than me...

Hey Im not the one that "knows" Ron Jeremy

 

[cookiejar]

Hey Im not the one that "knows" Ron Jeremy

...You are just jealous cause you don't look like a hairy ape...

 

[cookiejar]

BTW...this is what I do on my bed...expand my knowledge...


http://www.liss.olm.net/buster/images/GCClaraBow.jpg

 

[islander01]

BTW...this is what I do on my bed...expand my knowledge...


http://www.liss.olm.net/buster/images/GCClaraBow.jpg

thank god you dont use it for sex...afterall thats what the washing machine,dryer, and kitchen sink are for

 

[islander01]

...You are just jealous cause you don't look like a hairy ape...

Yes Iknow a major dissapointment to myself...Having been raised by apes. I can do this though AAAAAAHHHHHHHHAOOOOOOWWAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOUHHHHHHHHAWWWWWWWWW.
me Tarzan you Cookie Tarzan like eat Cookie

 

[islander01]

I see you

AME
dont be afraid, have a banana.

 

[islander01]

and tantaliza

won't you eat a peach?

 

[islander01]

sigh

just tying to be hospitable, in this madness

 

[cookiejar]

thank god you dont use it for sex...afterall thats what the washing machine,dryer, and kitchen sink are for

Hehehe...

 

[cookiejar]

Yes Iknow a major dissapointment to myself...Having been raised by apes. I can do this though AAAAAAHHHHHHHHAOOOOOOWWAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOUHHHHHHHHAWWWWWWWWW.
me Tarzan you Cookie Tarzan like eat Cookie

*He flew through the air with the greatest of ease*...ooppsss that's a trapeze...

 

[cookiejar]

Re: sigh

just tying to be hospitable, in this madness

Making a "fruit" salad? It's nutty enough in here...

 

[cookiejar]

Ding a ling...OMG is this perfect or what?

http://coe.west.asu.edu/students/ahall/webquest/images/Wake-Up.gif

 

[islander01]

Ding a ling...OMG is this perfect or what?

http://coe.west.asu.edu/students/ahall/webquest/images/Wake-Up.gif

where is the snooze button on that thing?

 

[cookiejar]

Cold in your neck of the woods? My icicles are back in full force...

 

[islander01]

Cold in your neck of the woods? My icicles are back in full force...

4.5degrees without the windchill. No outside sex for me today

 

[cookiejar]

4.5degrees without the windchill. No outside sex for me today

OMG don't even say that...it would give the word "stiffy" a new meaning...

 

[islander01]

OMG don't even say that...it would give the word "stiffy" a new meaning...

the mail girl just delivered I bet her nipples could cut glass today

poor thing

 

[cookiejar]

the mail girl just delivered I bet her nipples could cut glass today

poor thing

And you didn't ask her in for a cup of hot...ummm coffee?

 

[islander01]

And you didn't ask her in for a cup of hot...ummm coffee?

Shes too damn quick

 

[cookiejar]

Shes too damn quick

Use your charm, your sexy voice, your powers of persuasion. Seduce her...

If that fails...rope her and ride her...

 

[cookiejar]

Use your charm, your sexy voice, your powers of persuasion. Seduce her...

If that fails...rope her and ride her...

BTW...I was looking for blonde jokes...did you know there aren't any?

 

[islander01]

BTW...I was looking for blonde jokes...did you know there aren't any?

I think there is one

 

[islander01]

I think there is one

that sounded bad I didnt meen you

 

[islander01]

Cookie

whered you go??

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Cookie

whered you go??

I'm here...