Fantasy story: pervert conartist

[Brandnewbuddy]

I like roguish characters and conartists in stories. So I thought it might be fun to do a series of adventures about a conartist or snake oil salesman who engages in perverted antics.

For example: standard opening: our conartist is tied up surrounded by city guards. Seems conartist had been selling them “Minotaur milk” as part of their fitness regiment…which was just Minotaur spunk mixed with cows milk. Conartist (male or female) says it still counts as they did “milk” the Minotaur and it is very rich in protein.

 

[dirk2024]

I like roguish characters and conartists in stories. So I thought it might be fun to do a series of adventures about a conartist or snake oil salesman who engages in perverted antics.

For example: standard opening: our conartist is tied up surrounded by city guards. Seems conartist had been selling them “Minotaur milk” as part of their fitness regiment…which was just Minotaur spunk mixed with cows milk. Conartist (male or female) says it still counts as they did “milk” the Minotaur and it is very rich in protein.

My mind went back to the olde west, with the traveling salesman selling "magical" elixirs from their covered wagons. He has two types of elixir, a useless version that 'only' has some cocaine in it, that he sells to the men. But he has a different version, still has the cocaine, but another few herbs as well. Turns out this one makes the women uncontrollably horny and they don't want any of the men in the township to know, so they seek out the salesman and fuck him in the back of his wagon.