Farm Fatale

[chanaud]

Somehow, I was able to stop my morning urinating duty and pull up my panties and slacks like a speed demon. His trancelike eyes became more focused and jumped during my call for Skip. He started spewing out incomprehensible garbles of some kind.

My mind was growing rabid. I grabbed the first thing I could get my fingers around to keep this giant away from me. Tiny pebbles and dirt mixed with grass were flying towards his direction.

“Stop stop…get away from me.”

I was yelling at him. Blinding tears were streaming down my face preventing me to notice Eustice balled in a fetal position trying to protect him from the tornado of debris.

“Pleeeeease leave. Pleeeease…..”

“TIF! What are you doing?” Skip’s booming voice brought me back to sanity. He caught me in a body hug and spun me around.

“Oooooh Skip. Get him away from me?” Oh what a relief! My body collapsed on Skip, my bodyguard.

“Who?” Skip pulled me away to stare into my eyes.

“Him!” I turned to where the giant and his monstrous cock were standing. There was Eustice cowering into a fetal position and crying for his mama. His sister was trying to pacify him and shooting darts of anger at me.

“Oh Skip…he was naked and ….and…it was huge…jacking off…”

The petite girl stood Eustice up to show his pants were fastened properly to his waist…

 

[ariosto]

"Well I reckin' any body'd think a wettin the flowers in broad daylight, front a God n'everbody, deeserves what she gits!"
The charming girl said as she comforted Eustice and helped him arrange himself.
The shotgun was still in the ready position though and Daisey seemed to be in the midst of a complex thought.

"Ya'll wanna fuck?"

Skip's jaw dropped and Tiff began duckwalking backwards towards the house as fast as she could with her pants around her knees.

BLAMMMM!

The blast from the scatter gun stopped her cold.

"I ain't finished and it's impolite t'jess walk off like'at. Ain't cher mama learned you nothin'!"

Daisey managed a smile, and gestured for Tiff to join her husband, which she did as fast as she could in a frenzied crablike manner.

"Now go ahead an pull your britches up ma'am."
The girl patted her monstous brother on the shoulder and stood on tip toe to give him a peck on the cheek.

"Okay now lemme finish. Fact is Eustice don't take a shine to many folks like he did you Ma'am."
The big fella grinned shyly at Tiff.
"An I don't reckin' I've ever seen nobody turned me on like you mister."
Skip was speechless.

"An the fact is this here place was made fer us Hoggs.
So here's my plan. Me an Eustice'll stay on the farm with you folks
an be yore hired help an sex slaves. The sex slave stuff is free and we'll do the other fer minimum wage.
Maw kin come on over and be the cook. She's damned handy in the kitchen. Now how about it?"

 

[chanaud]

I couldn’t what my innocent ears were hearing. She wants Skip and I to be their sex slaves???? Am I hearing it right??? I was appalled. Skip was speechless. I knew I had to take action.

“I’ll tell you what. You go get your ma and by the time you come back, we will have your rooms made up for you. Ok?”

I was stalling for time. Her face lit up. She never thought we would agree. Skip was frozen. He couldn’t believe what was coming out of my mouth.

“But honey, you better bring tons of condoms.”

Daisey’s eyes narrowed to tiny slits. Her voice was cautious. “Why do we need condoms?”

I held my breath as my hands cupped her face and gave her a gentle kiss on the lips.

“Honey, didn’t Skip tell you? We have Aids. Don’t worry; Doctor said we’re fine only if we use condoms. And we’re only in our third stage of it. It’s the fourth stage when you really have to worry.”

“Eeeeewwwwwww….Ya mean y’all have HIV??? We don’t want no Hiv!!! Come on Eustice, we’re going back to Mama. These here people are dirty.”

They hopped in their cars and drove away faster than lightning. We congratulated ourselves and walked back to our house, looking forward to a new start in our new house and country living.

Three hours later, our furniture hadn’t arrived but the newspaper did. The headline read, AIDS in Walls Nut Creek. Should we banish the O’Reilly’s?

 

[ariosto]

The paper had been delivered attatched to a rock which smashed through the last remaining intact window on the first floor...It was Wall Nutz Creek way of saying 'Hi'.

Skip read it to Tiff as she sat patiently on top of their sodden luggage waiting for him to scrape the mud out of the SUV which Eustice had dragged up from the creek that morning.

"You know Tif, shit like this just makes me mad!"
Tif crossed her legs and looked intently at a point on the distant horizon.

"It makes me want to stay and FIGHT! Dammit!"
She did her best not to hear him.

"WE can't be driven out like this!"

"YES WE CAN!"
Tif leaped from the suitcases and
stared him down, hands on hips when they heard a car drive slowly up into the mud of their front yard.
The car was as out of place as a French bidet in an outhouse.
It was long and black and on the side small gold letters spelled out...

Wall Nuts Creek Health and Research Facility.

Two well dressed men about seven feet high and nearly as broad stepped out, their eyes shielded by black sunglasses. They were followed by a tall,
Nordic blonde woman, that took Skip's breath away.
She winked at him and consulted a clipboard held in one crimson nailed hand.

"You are the O'Reilly's. My name is Olga Svengahl and I'm to bring you immediately to the Facility."
She snapped it closed at the same time her associates snapped the safeties off the small baretta's that were pointing at the bewildered couple.

 

[chanaud]

“You must be mistaken. Why do we have to be go with you to the Facility?” My innocence was sincere.

Olga was too busy leering at Skip. Hans opened the newspaper with a quick flick of his wrist.

“Are you Skip and Tiffany O’Reilly?”

“Yess??” What now???

“A report was made by a Daisey Hogg. It seems she was informed Skip and Tiffany O’Reilly have contracted AIDS.”

“But, that was a lie!”

“Do you often joke about something as serious as contracting AIDS?” His cold steel blue eyes stared me down making me shiver.

“Ermmm…no. This was the first time. We didn’t mean to. Skiiiip??? Say something." I nudged Skip’s arm to step in.

“Sure, we’ll go with you.” I recognized the look on Skip’s face. He was smitten with the Nordic goddess.

POW!!!

Skip clutched his balls as he doubled over in pain.

 

[ariosto]

"Grab her Sven."
Massive arms closed around Tiffany and she was thrown like a sack of sweet feed over the big man's shoulder.
A glowering look by Igor or whatever the other ones name was illicited a quick response from Skip.

"No problem!...We'll be happy to comply....more than happy! There's not a damn thing wrong with our immune systems."

"I'm sure your right Mister O'Riley, now please get in the car."
Olga smiled glacialy and he noticed the top two buttons of her blouse were undone revealing the dangerous swells of two
magnificent tits.

"You bet!"
Skip hopped in the back seat beside the 'Ice Maiden" and moved over as Tif was stuffed in beside him.
Her hair was a fright...her lipstick misaligned.
Skip patted her knee. Sven patted the other one and grinned wickedly.
"Don't you worry it'll be Okay."
He told his wife.
"Sure it will."
Sven agreed as the big car took off, leaving 'Hogg Heaven" in a cloud of dust.

 

[ariosto]

((((((bumped by mutual agreement))))))

 

[chanaud]

OOC: Thanks for your patience, dear!

I was seething. My beloved Skip was practically drooling over the Nordic Giant. She was so tall; he had to lift his head to talk to her. So, he talked at what his eyes met – her breasts! Her bouncing breasts! His head fell up and down like a bobble head.

“Skip!” I hissed beside him.

No answer.

“Skip!” My hiss was a little louder the second time.

No answer.

“SKIP!!!”

“Wha…wha….Tiff, why are you screaming? Sheesh…I’m right beside you.”

My voice dropped a few octaves, back to hissing. “What do you think you’re looking at?”

The Nordic Giant’s eyes remained straight ahead. Her face was set in an expressionless mask. Amazing! Not even a pulse!

Sven, on the other hand couldn’t contain himself. He looked over with an amused look. This is better than “Days of our Lives”.

“Yes, Mr. O’Reilly. Are you enjoying the scenic view?”

“Auchtung! Ve ave avvived!”

I looked around in bewilderment. Where are we? There before us was a stone square single story building. With no windows! Surrounding us was a cornfield. Cornfield?
I got out of the car and walked around. Yes. We were completely surrounded by oversized cornstalks.

 

[ariosto]

Sven placed a tanned broad hand on Tiffany's rump and gave it a pat.
"Not to vurry...a few days and..."

"SVEN!...Shut up."
The Ice Maiden's voice cut the warm summer air like the crack of thunder.
She stepped between the unhappy couple and gestured at the bleak gray walls ahead of them.

"Ve call it das Bunker."
She laughed, a sound like glass breaking.
Skip swallowed hard.
Tiffany entertained a momentary thought of bolting away through the cornfields.
Sven patted her ass.
"Later, liebchen." He whispered in her ear. His breath smelled of mouthwash.

"Ve go."
Skip fell in step behind the sky high legs of Doctor Olga and with a sigh of resignation Tiffany followed, aware of the hulking Viking taking up the rear behind her and muttering suggestively to himself.

The door of black ebony swung open at the Ice Maiden's touch and closed behind them with a very solid THUNK.
She turned around slapping Skip's cheeks with her turret like tits.

"You vill disrobe now. All clothes off to be scanned for germs..."

"Now maam,", Skip grinned, " I may have a few ants on my overalls but nothing in the way of...germs."

His attempt at levity lay like a cow patty at her stiletto heeled feet.

"Strip now Mister O'Reilly or I can have Sven remove your clothing."

"Oh ya I vill do dat!"
The Viking said with a braod leer in Tiffany's direction.

 

[chanaud]

His leering eyes were colder than the chilling room. I couldn’t help shiver. Sven’s smile broadened as his eyes fell to my breasts and to my sharpening nipples.

“Ve temvature is verfect!” He couldn’t contain the words from spilling.

With my jaw set and teeth clenched like a bulldog, I couldn’t contain my nipples. So, I hissed at the Nordic terminator before me.

“Take a picture, it will last longer!” Spit caught his chin as I hissed the words at him.

“Ve ave a feisty von!”

His eyes gleamed with pure lust.

“Skiiiiiiiiiipppppp!!!!!!”

My brave husband was cowering behind me!

“Honey, I think we better do what they said.”

The look of resignation was lost under his shirt being pulled off.

“Ve need velp?”

Sven offered as he stepped closer.

“No, no, no! I can manage…”

What could I do? My husband had already conceded. He was already stark naked, hands crossed before his privates.

The tall Nordic was immune to the scene. A crack of a smile could have shattered her porcelain face.

Slowly, very slowly, I started to undress….

 

[ariosto]

Tiffany found herself the center of attention. Three pairs of eyes were glued to her every movement. She started to sweat in spite of the chill but that just made her clothes slide off all the faster.
Finally she stood like September Morn, arm across breasts, hand veiling mons, stark naked and stared boldly into Olga's glacial blue eyes.
"There."
She said,
"Are you satisfied?"

The men were.
Obviously, since Skip was sporting a fat nine incher which he did nothing to conceal. Waving it like a flag in fact, trying to catch the IceMaiden's attention.
The Viking's pants were about to split open with his own case of 'satisfaction' and in fact only the Nordic Amazon seemed unimpressed.

She slowly walked around the captive pair and to Skip's dismay spent much more time inspecting Tiffanys willowy body than his own.

"Yah, very good. Nice and clean."

"Well that's a relief! It's damned hard to stay that way at the farm."
"SILENCE!"
Olga glowered, Skip shut up, his cock shrunk two inches.

"Now we do the close inspection and really see."
Doctor Svenghal, settled gracefully on one knee before Tiffany, and slid a
finger between her legs.
She jumped!

"Cold yes?...don't worry, it will warm up fast."
And indeed, the long digit sliding across her pearl and petals was beginning to heat Tif up quite rapidly.
Skip leaned over to see what was going on but Olga's next words stopped him cold.
"Sven you inspect Mister O'Reilly while I take care of this one.
We have a lot to do with these two."

The Viking approached him grinning while Skips cock shrunk to a frightened nub at record speed.

 

[ariosto]

The Return of Farm Fatale

After a lengthy and regretable absence we return to the ribald adventures of Skip and Tiffany O'Reilly, an urban couple of Chicagoites trying to adjust to bucolic life far out in the 'boonies'.

The lusty but disfunctional couple have been abducted from the tattered majesty of Hogg Farm by a mysterious duo of frighteningly good looking blonde 'Doctors', to be checked for the possible health contamination to the idyllic community of Walnuts Creek.
They find themselves naked and vulnerable to the probing inspection of these two neferious characters somewhere in a featureless bunker located in the deep piney woods outside of town...

(to you chanaud my dear...)

 

[chanaud]

Slowly, my eyes cracked open only to be met by a pounding headache. The sun was peeking over greenery. There was a sense of peacefulness.

I shifted. I seem to be lying on a damp bed. A whiff of fresh air passed through me. Realization hit me. I was outdoors, lying on a damp bed of mossy leaves.

“Skip?” I whispered.

A familiar groan answered me. Skip was lying perpendicular to me.

“Skip! Where are we?” Kicking his ribs, my voice rose higher.

“Skip, wake up!!!!”

“Wha…what?”

Stark naked, Skip jumped straight up and landed perfectly on his two balanced feet.

“Tiff, when did you tattoo your tits? And what did you do to your…”


OOC: Squeezed in a post before Charley hits us! I’m riding out the storm, wish me luck!

 

[ariosto]

You just won't believe it!



It was true!
Coiled around her pert dewy mounds was a meticulously tattooed snake. It's rattled tail twisted tight around one taught nipple (It was quite brisk and windy that morning), It's diamond backed body looped sinuously down and around the tempting swell, then undulated over to coil up and encircle Tiff's other breast and end deliciously with a rose tipped nub held firmly in it's white fanged jaws.

"Wow!"
Skip said, his eyes traveling downwards even as his cock rose upwards...."Look at your bush!"

Tiffany jerked up in alarm, she didn't have a bush!
She'd kept a slick pussy for years!

Almost ignoring her new 'titty tats', her gaze locked on the lush auburn plummage that now adorned her mons veneris.

Skip was already on his way there.
She grabbed his head between her hands...
"What are you thinking of!?"...his manhood was pointed like a pearl tipped lance, twitching with anticipation....
She gasped,"My God look at that...When did I grow that F.....g hair!"

A tattooed bosom she could understand...sort of, but this!?

"Wait a minute." Skip said, his fingers brushing lightly through the verdant garden.
He looked up at her, eyes full of wonder, precum dripping from his staff.
"You won't believe what I've found down here...you just won't believe it."