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[Black_Bird]

An overweight Rooster which has died; rigimortis has set in.

Is that something you would want to stick in your pussy? I think not. Please be careful with your choice of words, ladies.

 

[lovetoread]

I dunno.

Sounds like a fetish to me.

 

[Black_Bird]

I dunno.

Sounds like a fetish to me.

Perhaps.

Perhaps setting one's privates on fire could be a fetish as well, but that isn't something I'd recomend...

 

[Poor Yorick]

Perhaps setting one's privates on fire could be a fetish as well, but that isn't something I'd recomend...

heh heh. Baby's Day Out.

 

[cybergirly]

Well if the rooster were set on fire while attached to someones "privates" it might be interesting.

 

[Black_Bird]

Well if the rooster were set on fire while attached to someones "privates" it might be interesting.

Only if we had a naked Brazilian midget twisting the rooster to the left ever so slightly.

Mmm... Brazilian midgets... Harder...

...

...

 

[cybergirly]

Only if we had a naked Brazilian midget twisting the rooster to the left ever so slightly.

Mmm... Brazilian midgets... Harder...

...

...

I could be a new carnival show... Take it on the road, we'd make a killing.

 

[Ezarc]

I could be a new carnival show... Take it on the road, we'd make a killing.

Ewwwwww

 

[cybergirly]

Ewwwwww

Sure you won't change your mind?

You could have free tickets...

 

[Ezarc]

Um honey,
You are a great friend and I lust you from afar, but I wouldn't like to see a fried chicken go into you. Maybe I am not as freaky as I thought.
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

 

[Ishmael]

An overweight Rooster which has died; rigimortis has set in.

Is that something you would want to stick in your pussy? I think not. Please be careful with your choice of words, ladies.

I was about to say that "fat" and "hard" used together are an oxymoron.

But then agian I guess you could put it in the freezer for a couple of hours.

Ishmael

 

[Guest]

 

[cybergirly]

Um honey,
You are a great friend and I lust you from afar, but I wouldn't like to see a fried chicken go into you. Maybe I am not as freaky as I thought.
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

*lol*

Not me...
The brazilian midget.

 

[Black_Bird]

WOW, no more cocks for me.

Okay. That's good. I don't like the idea of a dead rooster being thrust into a place my errect penis should be occupy.

Or am I being too forward?

 

[Black_Bird]

*lol*

Not me...
The brazilian midget.

*lusting for brazilian midget porn*

 

[cybergirly]

*lusting for brazilian midget porn*

damnit, did someone tell you that if someones looking for something I can't resist the challenge of finding it?


Nope, not gonna go looking for brazilian midget porn, not gonna do it...

 

[Black_Bird]

Well, you could post nudey pics of yourself... You are, after all, a braizilian midget.

 

[cybergirly]

Well, you could post nudey pics of yourself... You are, after all, a braizilian midget.

How did you know that?

 

[Black_Bird]

How did you know that?

"Not me...
The brazilian midget."

You said that yourself.

 

[cybergirly]

"Not me...
The brazilian midget."

You said that yourself.

Sharp tonight aren't ya?
Turning my own words around like that...
geeshhh

 

[Guest]

 

[Black_Bird]

Sharp tonight aren't ya?
Turning my own words around like that...
geeshhh

As a polish bowling ball!

 

[Black_Bird]

Nope that is your preference.. you are entitled to that, of course.

I just want a hard, erect, throbbing... um... I don't like "dick" and "penis" seems medical. ~LOL~

Okay, I will stick with my fingers.

Prick?

 

[Guest]

 

[Black_Bird]

PRICK??

Um... no, I think of needles.

Needles can be good...