Fata Morgana

[Fata Morgana]

he went out of his way to break out the long words then....

does he keep that dictionary handy just for you? mind you, he probably knows how to spell them now, given the practise

His other fave is "negative influence on the team" because apparently I MAKE them act in a naughty manner.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Thank you!

'bout damn time! Sheesh!

Damn cunt.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Where's the blurt thread now?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[gypsyTX]

I'd post a thread for her, but by the time she reads it I'm sure that she'll have changed her name.

Sneaky cunt.

I'm pretty new here and don't really know any of you, but it's fun to see all the names she comes up with.

I also never thought I'd see anyone call someone a cuntface and think how cute they are flirting.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I'm pretty new here and don't really know any of you, but it's fun to see all the names she comes up with.

I also never thought I'd see anyone call someone a cuntface and think how cute they are flirting.

If cunt is her way of flirting she may be the biggest flirt on Lit.

A cheese eating, spider loving, giant flirt......

 

[Bacigalupo]

http://img.izifunny.com/pics/2013/20131114/640/misunderstoodspidermeme16pics_15.jpg

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[pensivepoet]

Well, I know you're no one til Fata has called you a cunt, and now she reportedly has decided to call cunts "flower"
Somehow it just isn't the same.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Well, I know you're no one til Fata has called you a cunt, and now she reportedly has decided to call cunts "flower"
Somehow it just isn't the same.

Dear god, no. I will never drop the cunt.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[TwinkleStars]

Fata is a cunty cunt if there ever was a cunty cunt..........

 

[Fata Morgana]

There is a shank picture that is perfect for this.

Someone bought me this mug at work.


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/DSC_0037_zpsa4b8dcd3.jpghttp://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/DSC_0036_zps722c29b0.jpg

 

[M. Jordan]

Well, I know you're no one til Fata has called you a cunt, and now she reportedly has decided to call cunts "flower"
Somehow it just isn't the same.

I understand the feeling. I feel a bit incomplete now.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I understand the feeling. I feel a bit incomplete now.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/emote_zpsc900de42.gif

 

[pensivepoet]

Dear god, no. I will never drop the cunt.

That'll learn me to not believe a blurt.

 

[Fata Morgana]

That'll learn me to not believe a blurt.

I was just trying to be supportive to Noor, that silly flower.

 

[Jennifer]

God I wish Phil would put that on my staff appraisal instead of "insubordinate, uses inappropriate language and difficult to manage."

I have pretty much had the same appraisal. Instead of "difficult to manage" I was referred as a wild horse.

Now if only someone would break me.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I have pretty much had the same appraisal. Instead of "difficult to manage" I was referred as a wild horse.

Now if only someone would break me.

Hmm. I'd rub your flanks with some horse liniment and hide sugar lumps in my vadge for you? It's a start.

 

[Jennifer]

Hmm. I'd rub your flanks with some horse liniment and hide sugar lumps in my vadge for you? It's a start.

A very, very, good start. Rawr!

 

[spacekowboy]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/24becc42813eb53ae1dd30b9044e1fe5/tumblr_n3uqg5przD1sg76kko1_1280.jpg

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/24becc42813eb53ae1dd30b9044e1fe5/tumblr_n3uqg5przD1sg76kko1_1280.jpg

Oh look.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Oh look.

I was just thinking one of those things would look and taste great, stuffed in your nethers.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I was just thinking one of those things would look and taste great, stuffed in your nethers.

I'd stuff one in every orifice. I'd even eat them out of one of your crocs.

 

[spacekowboy]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/7a1a9811c2bb641b4c81aa9b10d8a39a/tumblr_n46f7cKpv91sg76kko1_1280.jpg