favorite cusswords, Goddamnit

[bluntforcemama]

I am the world's most OFFENSIVE driver. So I get a lot of words... a lot of strange gestures, too. But hey, I live in Montana! You try driving around tractors and yahoos!

 

[Myrrdin]

I am the world's most OFFENSIVE driver. So I get a lot of words... a lot of strange gestures, too. But hey, I live in Montana! You try driving around tractors and yahoos!

Hey have you ever tried driving over rain water gullies at 30mph with no suspension apart from the thickness of your tractor seat and the flesh on yer ass.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Indeed, I have. Interesting....

 

[Myrrdin]

Then you know the the reason they grit their teeth is because their fillings are rattling !!

 

[bluntforcemama]

lol... I always figured they were chewing on grass.

 

[Myrrdin]

Just aiming halfway between the white lines and the pot-holes.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Just aiming halfway between the white lines and the pot-holes.

Oh say more naughty things like that!

 

[Myrrdin]

Goddam tourists ! !

 

[bluntforcemama]

Oh yeah! Just like that....

 

[Myrrdin]

Hey , we can lip read.
An if if I see "yokel" one more time . I'll slip her into 4 wheel drive , kick the diff' lock out and take the shortest route a to b. : )

 

[bluntforcemama]

Hell, you can lip sync to the talk shows.... that'll really turn my crank. Then you can plow me.

 

[Myrrdin]

Turnin' on the far headland.
Aimin' down the centre furrow

 

[Problem Child]

Hey Muffie!

Look!

Myrrdin And Myst have discovered Sexuagronomy!!!

woohoo!

 

[Myrrdin]

Altogether now.........

We plough the fields and scatter.....
The good seed on the land..............