Favorite 'Friends' line
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When Ross's ex-wife Carol is having her baby.
DR. FRANZBLAU: So, I understand you're thinking of having a baby? Well, I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start. How you doing with your contractions?
CAROL: Oh, I love them. Each one's like a little party in my uterus.
DR. FRANZBLAU: So, I understand you're thinking of having a baby? Well, I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start. How you doing with your contractions?
CAROL: Oh, I love them. Each one's like a little party in my uterus.
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One of my favorite scenes was after Ross first kissed Rachel, in the begining of the next episode. You have some long drawn out discussion between the girls about the kiss, then you flash to Ross's apartment, and see this:
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Ross, Chandler, and Joey are there eating pizza.]
Ross: And, uh, and then I kissed her.
Joey: Tongue?
Ross: Yeah.
Joey: Cool.
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Ross, Chandler, and Joey are there eating pizza.]
Ross: And, uh, and then I kissed her.
Joey: Tongue?
Ross: Yeah.
Joey: Cool.
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I love Friends and have been watching it since the beginning.
This is the one where Phoebe has chicken pox and gave them to Charlie Sheen, who was guesting. It's one of my all-time favorite Phoebe lines. Whoever said she gets the best lines was right. I'm guessing at the lines but i think i have them pretty much as they were said.
Ross: Alright kids, bye-bye now!
Phoebe and Charlie Sheen: Bye! (They wave at Ross from across the room as he goes out the door - and they have oven mitts taped to their hands to keep from scratching.)
Ross: Oh look at that! It's a low budget puppet show!
Phoebe: Hah hah, Ross. It's a shame you can't see what finger I'm holding up.
And then there's the famous quiz game for the apartment...
Ross: What is Chandler Bing's job?
Rachel: Ohhh... ohh gosh... oh what is it... it has something to do with numbers!
Monica: and processing! It has something to do with processing, too!
Rachel: and he wears a suit and carries a briefcase!
Ross: 10 seconds. You need this or you lose the game.
Monica: It's ummm ohhhh it has something to so with transponding...
Rachel: Ohh! Ohhh! I know! I know! He's a transponc...transponsder
Monica: THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!!
This is the one where Phoebe has chicken pox and gave them to Charlie Sheen, who was guesting. It's one of my all-time favorite Phoebe lines. Whoever said she gets the best lines was right. I'm guessing at the lines but i think i have them pretty much as they were said.
Ross: Alright kids, bye-bye now!
Phoebe and Charlie Sheen: Bye! (They wave at Ross from across the room as he goes out the door - and they have oven mitts taped to their hands to keep from scratching.)
Ross: Oh look at that! It's a low budget puppet show!
Phoebe: Hah hah, Ross. It's a shame you can't see what finger I'm holding up.
And then there's the famous quiz game for the apartment...
Ross: What is Chandler Bing's job?
Rachel: Ohhh... ohh gosh... oh what is it... it has something to do with numbers!
Monica: and processing! It has something to do with processing, too!
Rachel: and he wears a suit and carries a briefcase!
Ross: 10 seconds. You need this or you lose the game.
Monica: It's ummm ohhhh it has something to so with transponding...
Rachel: Ohh! Ohhh! I know! I know! He's a transponc...transponsder
Monica: THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!!
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Joey: Hey, wouldn't be cool if our duck and chick had a little baby? We could call it Chuck.
Chandler: Or... Dick.
Chandler: Or... Dick.
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I love that one!
I have quite a few on the cpu as sound clips. I know, I am a dork (do people even still use that word?), but I love friends!
Chandler: Do you think that there?s a town in Missouri or some place called Sample? And ah, as you?re driving into town there?s-there?s like a sign, and it says ?You?re in Sample.? (He says it like urine sample.)
I have quite a few on the cpu as sound clips. I know, I am a dork (do people even still use that word?), but I love friends!
Chandler: Do you think that there?s a town in Missouri or some place called Sample? And ah, as you?re driving into town there?s-there?s like a sign, and it says ?You?re in Sample.? (He says it like urine sample.)
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Joey: Thats right I stepped up! She?'s my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, I'd pee on anyone of you! Only, uhh, I couldn't. I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. So-so I uh, I turned to Chandler.
Chandler: (wails loudly into his hands) Joey kept screaming at me, Do it now! Do it!! Do it! Do it now!!? Sometimes late at night I can still here the screaming.
Joey: (laughs) That's cause sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.
Chandler: (wails loudly into his hands) Joey kept screaming at me, Do it now! Do it!! Do it! Do it now!!? Sometimes late at night I can still here the screaming.
Joey: (laughs) That's cause sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.
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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is sitting in the canoe as Joey runs through the door carrying an outdoor patio table.]
Joey: Hey!! We are so in luck! Treeger said that we could have all this cool stuff from the basement. Wait right there. (Goes back into the hall)
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, I'm, I'm paddling away!
Joey: (Returning carrying a couple of rusted lawn chairs) Huh?!
Chandler: Wow! Really?! We get all this rusty crap for free?!
Joey: Uh-huh. This and a bunch of bubble wrap. And, some of it is not even popped!
(They both sit down at the table and the chick and the duck enter from Joey?s bedroom.)
Chandler: Could we be more white trash?
Joey: Hey!! We are so in luck! Treeger said that we could have all this cool stuff from the basement. Wait right there. (Goes back into the hall)
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, I'm, I'm paddling away!
Joey: (Returning carrying a couple of rusted lawn chairs) Huh?!
Chandler: Wow! Really?! We get all this rusty crap for free?!
Joey: Uh-huh. This and a bunch of bubble wrap. And, some of it is not even popped!
(They both sit down at the table and the chick and the duck enter from Joey?s bedroom.)
Chandler: Could we be more white trash?
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Me TOOOOOO!!
They so completly need to put every season on DVD and Video!
They so completly need to put every season on DVD and Video!
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Re: the Monkey Man
Eh?
Yet again, a reply that leaves me scratching my head in wonder.
Demian said:
Eh?
Yet again, a reply that leaves me scratching my head in wonder.
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Joey: I"m not interested in her sweater, It's what's under her sweater that counts (he was refureing to her heart, yah imagin that... Joey 
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CHANDLER: Joey was in a porno movie.
ALL: Huuh.
CHANDLER: If I'm goin' down, I'm takin' everybody with me.
ROSS: You were in a porno?
JOEY: Ahh, alright, alright, alright, I was young and I just wanted a job, OK. But at the last minute I couldn't go through with it so they let me be the guy who comes in to fix the copier but can't 'cause there's people havin' sex on it.
ALL: Huuh.
CHANDLER: If I'm goin' down, I'm takin' everybody with me.
ROSS: You were in a porno?
JOEY: Ahh, alright, alright, alright, I was young and I just wanted a job, OK. But at the last minute I couldn't go through with it so they let me be the guy who comes in to fix the copier but can't 'cause there's people havin' sex on it.
