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[Guest]

Oh, this reminds me about those polls we had almost two years ago. I'll go bump them for the fresh batch of AH posters.

Good thinking, Batman.

(I remembered those, but couldn't be arsed to go find them. )

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Good thinking, Batman.

(I remembered those, but couldn't be arsed to go find them. )

ARSENAL!

 

[Guest]

ARSENAL!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Hey, did you know there's a very quiet match going on right now between Arsenal and Porto? Odds are that only one of us will be high enough in the UEFA ranking to be one of the eight top seeds on next year's league, and we're practically tied at this point. It means that for UEFA Cup and CL finals, I'm supposed to be rooting for Sporting Lisbon and for AC Milan, and you for Liverpool and for Abramovich's CSKA. Gawd!

 

[Guest]

Hey, did you know there's a very quiet match going on right now between Arsenal and Porto? Odds are that only one of us will be high enough in the UEFA ranking to be one of the eight top seeds on next year's league, and we're practically tied at this point. It means that for UEFA Cup and CL finals, I'm supposed to be rooting for Sporting Lisbon and for AC Milan, and you for Liverpool and for Abramovich's CSKA. Gawd!

I thought we were virtually safe in our place. Maybe I heard wrong. We're playing Everton right now and it's already 2 - 0, less than fifteen minutes into the match. We are on FIRE! Shame we had a slightly dodgy mid-season.

Ah, we beat Liverpool at the weekend.

 

[bisexplicit]

I thought we were virtually safe in our place. Maybe I heard wrong. We're playing Everton right now and it's already 2 - 0, less than fifteen minutes into the match. We are on FIRE! Shame we had a slightly dodgy mid-season.

Ah, we beat Liverpool at the weekend.

*laughs* I absolutely adore how off-topic these threads always get. It amuses me to no end. Sortof (but not really) like a broken telephone game.

 

[neonlyte]

... slightly dodgy mid-season.

Ah, we beat Liverpool at the weekend.

'slightly dodgy mid-season' - translation = 'nowhere to hide'

Neon back from supper and running for cover (Where were you? I was on the corner with the tandem)

 

[Guest]

*laughs* I absolutely adore how off-topic these threads always get. It amuses me to no end. Sortof (but not really) like a broken telephone game.

Hehehe! It's all Lauren's fault.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I thought we were virtually safe in our place. Maybe I heard wrong.

If everything ends as is right now, we're both safe in the top 8. If Valencia manages to qualify, though - right now they're 5th in Spain - there will only be one spot left, for one of us. If Sporting wins next week, you may find yourself in trouble to hold on to that spot, and the only thing that can save you is if Liverpool wins the League.

Congrats on the good start of the match! Keep me posted.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Hehehe! It's all Lauren's fault.

You started it!

 

[Guest]

'slightly dodgy mid-season' - translation = 'nowhere to hide'

Neon back from supper and running for cover (Where were you? I was on the corner with the tandem)

Pah! We can't be perfect all the time.

(Writing an essay on free speech. Now shut up and get peddling.)

 

[sweetnpetite]

My favourites are, in no particular order: Erotic Horror, BDSM and Non-consent/Reluctance. Sometimes Loving Wives can be hot, if it's written well. Actually, "if it's written well" goes for any category.

I like it hardcore.

Like Lou, I like it hardcore and prefer the cats that many here eschew [I said, eschew, lol]

Fetish, BDSM, Non-consent, Loving Wives, Anal, Inter-racial, Toys (if there's a good kink involved), Group, Exhib/Voyer.

I also like a good fantasy (not so big on sci-fi), lesbian, gay, mature, satire, sometimes horror, non-human, celeb.

A 'cat' that we don't actually *have* but that I enjoy (and I think we have enough entries for there to *be* a cat, but there's not- is Historical.

The main 'don't read' or rarely read is poetry. and I'm not the only one. My own are supershort, and I still get very few reads. S'all good though

Who reads "NON-EROTIC"?--anyone?

 

[Guest]

If everything ends as is right now, we're both safe in the top 8. If Valencia manages to qualify, though - right now they're 5th in Spain - there will only be one spot left, for one of us. If Sporting wins next week, you may find yourself in trouble to hold on to that spot, and the only thing that can save you is if Liverpool wins the League.

Congrats on the good start of the match! Keep me posted.

From now on, you shall be know to me as "Statto".

(Thanks for explaining all that to me. )

Will do!

 

[Guest]

You started it!

No, my arse did.

 

[Guest]

Like Lou, I like it hardcore and prefer the cats that many here eschew [I said, eschew, lol]

Fetish, BDSM, Non-consent, Loving Wives, Anal, Inter-racial, Toys (if there's a good kink involved), Group, Exhib/Voyer.

I also like a good fantasy (not so big on sci-fi), lesbian, gay, mature, satire, sometimes horror, non-human, celeb.

A 'cat' that we don't actually *have* but that I enjoy (and I think we have enough entries for there to *be* a cat, but there's not- is Historical.

The main 'don't read' or rarely read is poetry. and I'm not the only one. My own are supershort, and I still get very few reads. S'all good though

Who reads "NON-EROTIC"?--anyone?

And we're back on topic. Phew!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Writing an essay on free speech.

Me too. Some bitch had told me that the deadline was on Saturday, so I had pretty much given up on posting anything else till then so that I could focus on that, but then I decided to read the announcement for myself and discovered I have almost a month. If I hadn't read that, there wouldn't have been any of these off-topic comments, I guess. And in that case, blame it on Laurel.

 

[sweetnpetite]

And we're back on topic. Phew!

I hadn't even known we were off topic, lol. While I was typing out that monstrous answer, you two were typing up a storm!

Why do you suppose there aren't many really hard-core kink readers here at the AH anyway? It's like we're pervs even amoung our peers!

 

[Guest]

Me too. Some bitch had told me that the deadline was on Saturday, so I had pretty much given up on posting anything else till then so that I could focus on that, but then I decided to read the announcement for myself and discovered I have almost a month. If I hadn't read that, there wouldn't have been any of these off-topic comments, I guess. And in that case, blame it on Laurel.

LOL! Submissions for the contest haven't even opened yet! I'm enjoying this one, a lot, it's great to work on something so different from the norm. For me, anyway.

 

[Guest]

I hadn't even known we were off topic, lol. While I was typing out that monstrous answer, you two were typing up a storm!

Why do you suppose there aren't many really hard-core kink readers here at the AH anyway? It's like we're pervs even amoung our peers!

Hahaha!

They're a soft lot and I don't much care about why. You got the last bit right.

 

[~photoguy~]

How do you decide what story you're going to read? Is it largely based on category? I usually go to the "Top Lists" and then choose from there, mostly on certain categories

And if it is based mainly on category, which categories do you enjoy most? BDSM, Erotic Couplings, Exhibitionist & Voyeur, Incest/Taboo

Have there ever been any stories outside of the normal categories you look at that caught you off guard as being especially outstanding? A few stories in the Incest category

Are there any categories you would absolutely not read? Gay Male and NonHuman

 

[sweetnpetite]

Hahaha!

They're a soft lot and I don't much care about why. You got the last bit right.

You got that right! A soft lot they are- bunch a pussies.