Favorite Movie Quotes

[Chloe_Harper]

“I love my job, I love my job.”

 

[TXRafe]

 

[Voodoonthevibes]

I can hear her voice in my head

 

[FunJanet]

“Au revoir, Shoshanna!”

 

[Scarred65]

"I want you to leave right now, stay far away from me, and don't come near me again. We're not going to get involved. Last night was last night, and it's all there was, and it's all there is. There isn't going to be anything more between us. So please. Goodbye, good luck, no conversation, just leave.”

 

[DirrrtyDanny]

“Sometimes it makes me sad, though… Andy being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. But still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend.”

 

[DirrrtyDanny]

That film is full of great writing. Love Darabont. (and King, for that matter.) This one always gets me, too. (full confession, I had to look it up. I don't have this one committed to memory...

"Dear Fellas. I can't believe how fast things move on the outside. I saw an automobile once when I was a kid, but now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry. The parole board got me into this halfway house called the Brewer, and a job bagging groceries at the Food-Way. It's hard work. I try to keep up, but my hands hurt most of the time. I don't think the store manager likes me very much. Sometimes after work I go to the park and feed the birds. I keep thinking Jake might just show up and say hello. But he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doing okay and making new friends. I have trouble sleeping at night. I have -- bad dreams, like I'm falling. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am. Maybe I should get me a gun and rob the Food-Way, so they'd send me home. I could shoot the manager while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense anymore. I don't like it here. I'm tired of being afraid all the time. I've decided not to stay. I doubt they'll kick up any fuss. Not for an old crook like me."

 

[Scarred65]

That film is full of great writing. Love Darabont. (and King, for that matter.) This one always gets me, too. (full confession, I had to look it up. I don't have this one committed to memory...

"Dear Fellas. I can't believe how fast things move on the outside. I saw an automobile once when I was a kid, but now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry. The parole board got me into this halfway house called the Brewer, and a job bagging groceries at the Food-Way. It's hard work. I try to keep up, but my hands hurt most of the time. I don't think the store manager likes me very much. Sometimes after work I go to the park and feed the birds. I keep thinking Jake might just show up and say hello. But he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doing okay and making new friends. I have trouble sleeping at night. I have -- bad dreams, like I'm falling. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am. Maybe I should get me a gun and rob the Food-Way, so they'd send me home. I could shoot the manager while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense anymore. I don't like it here. I'm tired of being afraid all the time. I've decided not to stay. I doubt they'll kick up any fuss. Not for an old crook like me."

Brooks

 

[FunJanet]

“Shut up. You had me at hello.”

 

[Voodoonthevibes]

"Like two pigs fightin' under a blanket."

 

[Trubbycat]

I've been in prison for three years. My dick gets hard if the wind blows.

 

[bestkeptsecret678]

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I feel I’ve been waiting my whole life for someone to lay that line on me.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Giles Corey: A fart on Thomas Putnam!

The Crucible 1996

 

[lacandy]

You know, not many girls will bring you lasagna at work. Most just cheat on you.

Silent Bob - Clerks

 

[Tir_an_Beithioch]

Then what's the problem? If I was a young fella like you, I'd be mounting every woman in Wabasha!

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

You know, it’s dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
My blue Heaven 1990

 

[Trubbycat]

Did you do a lot of acid, Miller... back in the hippy days?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Never felt closer to a bunch of folks since the portajohns at Woodstock

 

[Chernosoth]

Throw another leg on the fire.

 

[Trubbycat]

• Barry: [holds up a banana] Man is like a banana. Strong and firm, bright and phallic, and he's protected by his all-important shield. But, when a woman comes along, you know, she sees this bright phallic beast and she wants it. So, she starts peeling away your all-important shield.
• [peels the banana]
• Barry: First, she wants to see your romantic side, then she wants to see your passionate side, finally she wants to see your soft, caring, feminine side. She keeps peeling and peeling until you're left there buck naked, totally exposed with your balls blowing in the wind. And that's when she gets her knife, and she cuts away your manhood piece by piece until she's having your cock in her corn flakes.

 

[FreckledSprite]

Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun.

 

[Trubbycat]

• Fishwoman with basket at station: Sir!... Sir!... Here's a good stick, to beat the lovely lady.

 

[Trubbycat]

• Michaleen Flynn: [looking thirsty] I don't suppose there's a drop of anything wet in the house?
• "Red Will" Danaher: Help yourself to the buttermilk.
• Michaleen Flynn: Buttermilk!
• [shudders and in sotto voice]
• Michaleen Flynn: The *Borgias* would do better