Favorite Sexual Quotes

[Macdaddy23]

Ladies and Gentlemen of Lit what favorite sexual quotes do you like?
Funny ones even?

For example, "Which is better, a man that is easy to talk to or one that is hard to talk to? An exception would be a man that is easy to talk to yet hard as well."

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Do I make you HORNY Baaabay???

 

[garbage can]

I always liked the Woody allen joke... and I paraphrase

Sex without love is an empty experience
but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best...

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Bad girls suck, Nice girls swallow??!

 

[Miles Long]

Good girls bend at the knees... bad girls bend at the waist...

 

[newbiebabe]

I'm kinda partial to the one ERF had in her siggy:

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

The quickest way to get over someone is to get under someone

 

[SinfulFetishist]

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. --Lily Tomlin

 

[fire_breeze]

I love Anaïs Nin's writings, here's one of her most well known one:

I do not want to be the leader. I refuse to be the leader. I want to live darkly and richly in my femaleness. I want a man lying over me, always over me. His will, his pleasure, his desire, his life, his work, his sexuality the touchstone, the command, my pivot. I don’t mind working, holding my ground intellectually, artistically; but as a woman, oh, God, as a woman I want to be dominated. I don’t mind being told to stand on my own feet, not to cling, be all that I am capable of doing, but I am going to be pursued, fucked, possessed by the will of a male at his time, his bidding.

 

[Macdaddy23]

The quickest way to get over someone is to get under someone

Don't make fun of me LOL (Good one SD)

 

[Miles Long]

Alex Trebek: This is the sound a doggy makes.
Sean Connery: Moo.
Alex Trebek. No.
Sean Connery: Well that's the sound your mother made last night.
Alex Trebek: We would have accepted bow wow or ruff.
Sean Connery: Rough, just the way your mother likes it, Trebek!

 

[Wings27]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?


Not the point of this thread?

 

[TheSilverLining]

If we could perpetually give blowjobs to every guy on the earth, we would rule the world.
And at the same time have our hands free.

 

[msmaggie]

I love Anaïs Nin's writings, here's one of her most well known one:

I do not want to be the leader. I refuse to be the leader. I want to live darkly and richly in my femaleness. I want a man lying over me, always over me. His will, his pleasure, his desire, his life, his work, his sexuality the touchstone, the command, my pivot. I don’t mind working, holding my ground intellectually, artistically; but as a woman, oh, God, as a woman I want to be dominated. I don’t mind being told to stand on my own feet, not to cling, be all that I am capable of doing, but I am going to be pursued, fucked, possessed by the will of a male at his time, his bidding.

I had never read this. Love it!!

 

[kendra1980]

An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.
~Mae West

 

[mickyp123]

"Come here my Dragon"

 

[Mrs.H]

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor

 

[erotic_bubbles]

Wow, smart woman. The inner submissive in me loves this...

I love Anaïs Nin's writings, here's one of her most well known one:

I do not want to be the leader. I refuse to be the leader. I want to live darkly and richly in my femaleness. I want a man lying over me, always over me. His will, his pleasure, his desire, his life, his work, his sexuality the touchstone, the command, my pivot. I don’t mind working, holding my ground intellectually, artistically; but as a woman, oh, God, as a woman I want to be dominated. I don’t mind being told to stand on my own feet, not to cling, be all that I am capable of doing, but I am going to be pursued, fucked, possessed by the will of a male at his time, his bidding.

 

[mickyp123]

A little girl and boy naked look at each others bodies, the boy looks down at his Willy and says "bet you wish you had one of these "

The little girl replies "well my mummy said when I get older with one of these I can get as many Willie as I want"

 

[TGHeather]

"When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better." - Mae West

 

[janeyl]

“The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.”

Woody Allen

 

[MarkSand]

Good girls go to heaven; bad girls go everywhere.

 

[newbiebabe]

I love Anaïs Nin's writings, here's one of her most well known one:

I do not want to be the leader. I refuse to be the leader. I want to live darkly and richly in my femaleness. I want a man lying over me, always over me. His will, his pleasure, his desire, his life, his work, his sexuality the touchstone, the command, my pivot. I don’t mind working, holding my ground intellectually, artistically; but as a woman, oh, God, as a woman I want to be dominated. I don’t mind being told to stand on my own feet, not to cling, be all that I am capable of doing, but I am going to be pursued, fucked, possessed by the will of a male at his time, his bidding.

I've always liked that one too, FB.

 

[NorthernPA4U]

"Before I fuck my girlfriend on the hood of my car, I always run the engine for a few minutes to warm it up — because that's the kind of thing you do when you care." — Brad Osberg

 

[Fierywhore]

Sex is the greatest of All peacemakers ! It eventually softens all hard feelings !! JFK