Favorite T-shirts

[cloudy]

I used to have this one, but I think my 16-year-old has nicked it:

http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/250/fhateclowns2.gif

 

[Guest]

 

[AppleBiter]

(Don't know if anyone's posted this one yet):

Eat this pussy! There are starving children in China!

 

[yui]

on the same note as this one Dylsexics Untie

Dar had that one in her sig line. Cute!

One I got for christmas a few years back just says

I will not encite a revolution
I will not encite a revolution
I will not encite a revolution
I will not encite a revolution

Oh! Tracy Chapman's "Revolution" is now playing on an endless loop in my head.

But I want that tee.

Winning the battle against anorexia--1 doughnut at a time.

Bwahahahaha! Funny!

 

[Guest]

OK - bad me - but I love these shirts!

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/shitmypants.jpg I shit my pants and all I got was this lousy T-shirt


http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/fthegerber.jpg Fuck the Gerber baby


http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/fuckthemilk.jpg Fuck the milk! Where's the whiskey tits!

 

[Guest]

I'm a very bad girl

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/bringtroopshome.jpg

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/balls.jpg

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/2peoplefucking.jpg

 

[SeaCat]

My wife had one for quite a while that read:
Some do
Some don't
I might
What's in it for me?

Cat

 

[yui]

My wife had one for quite a while that read:
Some do
Some don't
I might
What's in it for me?

Cat

I like your wife, Cat.

 

[SeaCat]

I like your wife, Cat.

Me too.

I'll tell her you said that though.

Cat

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I saw one that read NO _ _ LL _ _ IT! next to a pic of Dubya.

 

[EmeraldKitten]

I had a shirt that said: "My inner child needs a spankin'!"
I was pissed when it disappeared! I think my friend's sister took it, lol.


OH! There was this girl.. probably about 16 or 17 that came in to McD's the other day.
Now, she was with her grandparents, and they were dressed like they'd just been to church.
I notice her shirt has writing on it, so I read. Then I about passed out, lol.

It read:

"Don't call me a cowgirl until you see me ride."

I want it!

 

[Bishonen]

I read this book of collected comicstrips about these guys working at a computer company, the tech dept., and they get to answer all these idiotic questions from their customers - one of the funniest ones went like this:

Tech: Welcome to Computer Company, my name's Greg, how can I help you?
Female Customer: Why are you shoving smut into my computer?
Tech: Excuse me?
FC: There are several folders full of dirty pictures on my harddrive! Why are you installing filth on my computer?
Tech: We've not installed anything like that on your computer, ma'am.
FC: Then how did it get there?
Tech: Well... are you married?
FC, turning away from the phone, apparently talking to her husband: BERT!!! Get in here!!!!!!!!!

I want that one!

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Back of the drawer I've got a college T that doesn't fit and says,

"So many boys, so little time!"

Now I go down the mall with a chest that says, "Thanks for asking, the headache's no better,"

 

[TxRad]

I just remembered my all time favorite teeshirt.

Stopped at a traffic light, a Harley Davidson pulled up next to us. On the back of the biker's teeshirt it said:

If you can read this, the bitch fell off

On the Freeway In Corpus a while back I saw the mate to this one.....

"If you can't read this, the Bitch IS driving."

 

[lil_elvis]

In honor of boob day:

Tell Your Tits to Stop Staring at my Eyes.

 

[woodnymph_O]

I had one at 16 that said "yes, they are real, and no you may not touch."
my new fave is
http://www.labrea.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000005/hamburgers_lrg.jpg I bought it at penny's

Not to be off subject here but at about that age I flashed the 7th peried geography class because for weeks I walked into class to jeers that i stuffed my bra,,that T-shirt you mentioned reminded me of it.. Got rather popular after that
Nymphy

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Not to be off subject here but at about that age I flashed the 7th peried geography class because for weeks I walked into class to jeers that i stuffed my bra,,that T-shirt you mentioned reminded me of it.. Got rather popular after that
Nymphy

Nymphy, you rock!

 

[mlady_france]

I had a shirt that said: "My inner child needs a spankin'!"
I was pissed when it disappeared! I think my friend's sister took it, lol.

Been in my sig for almost a month now!


I have a friend who has one that says:

You
Me
Handcuffs
Whipped cream
Any questions?


I looked up at him and said, "Just one. When?"

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

This one made me laugh (and drool)

http://www.clcweb.net/harassment-policy.jpg

 

[EmeraldKitten]

Oh! I almost forgot one.

A hundred years ago, my dad used to work at a company that made nuts and bolts and screws and things like that.
He brought a shirt home for my mom, that she will still wear as a rag shirt.

The front has the company's logo, and the back says,
"Whistle if ya wanna screw"


I love it. I want one for myself, LOL.

 

[EmeraldKitten]

In honor of boob day:

Tell Your Tits to Stop Staring at my Eyes.

Stop defending yourself.

 

[Guest]

One of my favs.

Ok, ok..so it's a TANK not a "T"...sue me.

Ok...MCK says she is taking down that AV..so I will do likewise.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I'm thinking of getting me this one.

 

[mlady_france]

I so need some one to give this too.
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a04/a04.gif

My mommy calls me princess all the time.

 

[mlady_france]

I really need these.

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a51/a51.gif
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a347/a347.gif
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a28/a28.gif