feel the need for another silly thread

[Black Tulip]

A beautiful widow in Venice,

 

[Guest]

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

A Beautiful widow in Venice
Issued forth a player of tennis

With his racket in hand

 

[Guest]

 

[Boxlicker101]

A Beautiful widow in Venice
Issued forth a player of tennis
With his racket in hand
Asked, "Where'd my balls land?"


And he groaned, "Right here. You're a menace."

 

[ABSTRUSE]

A Beautiful widow in Venice
Issued forth a player of tennis
With his racket in hand
Asked, "Where'd my balls land?"


And he groaned, "Right here. You're a menace."

PMSL!!!

Bravo!

 

[Boxlicker101]

A woman who lived in Twin Cities






When I start something, I make the next line pretty easy.

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

A woman who lived in Twin Cities

Had one massive pair of titties

 

[Guest]

A woman who lived in Twin Cities
Had one massive pair of titties

She hefted the twins,

 

[gauchecritic]

which hung down to her shins

 

[Guest]

A woman who lived in Twin Cities
Had one massive pair of titties
She hefted the twins,
Which hung down to her shins
And used ‘em to wank her huge clitty.

 

[minsue]

A woman who lived in Twin Cities
Had one massive pair of titties
She hefted the twins,
Which hung down to her shins
And used ‘em to wank her huge clitty.

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/diverse/21.gif

 

[lucky-E-leven]

There once was a goose from Phoenix,

 

[minsue]

who worked as a dominatrix

 

[Guest]

There once was a goose from Phoenix,
who worked as a dominatrix.

She used her beak and tail feathers

 

[lucky-E-leven]

There once was a goose from Phoenix,
who worked as a dominatrix.
She used her beak and tail feathers

Along with a various assortment of leathers

 

[Guest]

Along with a various assortment of leathers

There once was a goose from Phoenix,
who worked as a dominatrix.
She used her beak and tail feathers
Along with a various assortment of leathers
A cagey ruse, infliction of a bruise; no one dares to question her tactics

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

There once was a gal named Vella

(oh boy here it comes.. LOL)

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

You love it. Don't try pulling that innocent routine with me, girly-girl.

hrm.. was thinking it would bring up my spankability rating???

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

That's already off the chart, getting greedy huh?

always in all ways..

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

There once was a gal named Vella

Who loved to be spanked by a guy called Mellor

 

[mcfbridge]

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There once was a gal named Vella
Who loved to be spanked by a guy called Mellor

Her bottom was reddened