Fictional Characters That Make You Hot

Perdita....yes...definitely get rid of Iago. I don't want any jealous raging and light putting out going on.

Heathcliff is definitely not a long term option.....though I would disturb the heather with him a time or two *grins*
 
Hmmm, fictional characters, this is a toughy because I really don't think there's anyone. All my fantasies are only ever about real men, and not even famous men at that. Those who are real to me... mmmm... I like!!! :devil:

Ok, at a push I'll say Russell Crowe in Master and Commander (don't remember his name, but he was an admiral), oh and George Clooney in Perfect Storm (again, the character's name fails me). There must be something about strong, sexy men and water. :devil:

Lou
 
I don't remember the guy's name, but he was Russell Crowe's best friend/ship doctor/biologist in Master & Commander...I like the brainy sexy men and water.
 
LadyJeanne said:
I don't remember the guy's name, but he was Russell Crowe's best friend/ship doctor/biologist in Master & Commander...I like the brainy sexy men and water.

Yep, Ted named the guy right. He was on Friday Night with Jonathon Ross over here a couple of weeks ago. Very funny and pretty cute guy!
 
Far too many ponderings ...

Heathcliffe, I simply cannot take to. He's too brutal for my taste. I like them brighter.

Mercutio. Adoration. My sort of man.

Tank Grrl. I have only encountered her in the movie form, as I seem incapable of enjoying graphic literature. But her beautiful throwaway lines alone evoke a hungry admiration.

Prince Caspian. My first love. I think I still owe him most of my heart. He's so human, so delightfully flawed and impetuous. Come to think of it, he's rather a bit like Mercutio. If we're transcending species barriers, I shall also put in a good word for Reepicheep.

Oh, this is terribly, terribly gauche. She's my own character. But I have a rather intense love of Meer Kass. Please forgive the mention. There's just something about the fur, the opulence, and the utter unconscious confidence all at once.

Dear Captain Jack Sparrow. Who *can* resist him? Certainly not I.

Madame de Tourvel (Les Liaisons Dangereuses). I can't decide which role I would rather take, really ... the initial seducer who uncovers that amazing torrent of passion under the prim exterior, or possibly a consoler who helps her to recover from Valmonte's cruel treatment. Either way ... there's something delicious about that combination of prudery and wildfire.

Valmonte. Of course. Preferably as played with intense and mesmerizing force by John Malkovich.

Orlando. Ah, Orlando. Who cares what century? Orlando is magnificent at all times. (Woolf's character, not the actor Bloom.)

Inspector Javert (Les Miserables). I can't say whether it's the long hair he's normally played with in the musical or my lingering love of intensely constrained men that vies with my adoration of the wildly unrestrained ones. Flip sides of the same coin if you ask me. Nothing evokes passion quite like desperate, near-bursting restraint.

Bridget Jones. Don't laugh, she's charming. I love her spirit and her sense of humor. And someone really must love the poor darling and teach her to stop counting calories and solacing herself with cigarettes.

LXG's Dorian Gray. I have the most terrible weak spot for "decadent and dissipated." He's a cad and a bounder, and it just makes him more delicious. Very tasty.

Sapphira Wade, the ever-present historical figure in Gloria Naylor's "Mama Day." And Miranda Day, elderly or not. She's a sexy woman.

Sherlock Holmes. Brains and style are the ultimate alluring combination.

Scheharezade. Same reason as above. Plus, of course, she tells stories.

Fergus, from "The Crying Game." His dedication to honor, duty, and love always pulls me in.

I second the vote for Catwoman, at least as played by Michelle Pfeiffer. I never would have thought she had it in her. What a vibrantly edgy and sensual Catwoman she made.

And Fergus MacRoich. What is there *not* to like in a man whose name translates literally as "great stallion of virility"?

I spend far too much time between the pages, don't I?

Shanglan

PS - I would have said "any of Tolkein's elves," but my heart has recently been stolen by a rather more obscure author's elf named Jor. Quite remarkable. *nudge to said author* More please?
 
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PS - I would have said "any of Tolkein's elves," but my heart has recently been stolen by a rather more obscure author's elf named Jor. Quite remarkable. *nudge to said author* More please?

Maybe if you'd get that chapter-by-chapter outline done, the author would think about it.;)
 
Alex from "A Clockwork Orange".

I know, really sicky-wick on my rassodock, not at all horrorshow.

But fuck, bookwise- I love a man who can speak in a made up tongue and get every word across...

And moviewise- Malcolm [fucking] MacDowall.....oh, god, My loins are creeping toward a low boil just thinking about it.

mlle
 
rhinoguy said:
Jessica Rabbit,
Catwoman,
Batgirl,
Jasmine (more so becaus eshe goes for Stitch),
Lilo's big sister Nani,
I think its hilarious an artist starts out with drawn women. How appropriate.

I have to admit Nani made family movie night a tad more enjoyable.

Harkening back to when I first noticed women as WOMEN :

any woman in a James Bond movie or Matt Helm movie.

specifically :
Honey from Dr. No
the russian woman waiting in his bed in "From Russia with Love" (I'm still waiting for that to happen to me, by the way)

Tracy Bond in "On her Majesty's Secret Service" -- Diana Rigg again.

Jeannie from "I Dream of Jeannie"

Tabitha, in "Tabitha" (a young, Lisa Hart Black)

Bailey Quarters in WKRP in Cincinatti

Almost any woman in a Harold Robbin's novel.

Gwendoline in Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak played by Tawny Kitaen.
 
Ted-E-Bare said:

Bailey Quarters in WKRP in Cincinatti

There was a key moment in my development as an adolscent, a Joycian epiphany: I was sitting watching WKRP one afternoon after school. And it suddenly hit me: Bailey was the hot one. Not Jennifer, who was so obviously sexy, with her blond hair and her copious cleavage. In my previously befuddled, uncomprehending adolscent mind, the whole world of attraction and beauty was suddenly clear: Bailey was the hot one, not Jennifer. It made so much sense.

I recent years, I've made this observation to guys my age, and many agree to having a similar epiphany moment regarding Bailey Quarters. I've even read something (I wish I could remember where), in which a guy referenced this as an important moment. It was like a secret joke about the show that all adults knew. And suddenly, we all got the joke, without anyone explaining it to us.
 
fogbank said:
There was a key moment in my development as an adolscent, a Joycian epiphany ... Bailey was the hot one. Not Jennifer ... In recent years, I've made this observation to guys my age, and many agree to having a similar epiphany moment regarding Bailey Quarters. ...
A quick google to find out what has become of her. Apparently (brace yourself) she is now 53, still gorgeous and living in Nova Scotia. Here is a rather quirky and complete homage to her :
http://www.clothmonkey.com/smithers.htm

If you want to spare but a minute, check out this photo from 1966

http://www.clothmonkey.com/images/wkrp111.jpg
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
A quick google to find out what has become of her. Apparently (brace yourself) she is now 53, still gorgeous and living in Nova Scotia. Here is a rather quirky and complete homage to her :
http://www.clothmonkey.com/smithers.htm

If you want to spare but a minute, check out this photo from 1966

http://www.clothmonkey.com/images/wkrp111.jpg

Oh, thanks for the link! I keep the graphics turned off on my work browser here, but I'll have to go back and give it a thorough look later.
 
Brian Kinney, played by Gale Harold, on the show "Queer As Folk". Damn that man is hot, lol.
 
Captain Jack Sparrow, as so many others have mentioned. (Never liked Johnny Depp that much before, but in that movie he made me sweat)

And in a series of books by Diana Gabaldon (the Outlander series), the main character of Jamie Frasier makes me want a man like that so bad that I ache.
 
Luke Skywalker. In "Empire Strikes Back," not the first one. Seeing that movie is one of my first memories and I just had this thing for Luke... I wanted to be him... and I wanted to do him, when I figured out what that was.

Also, same thing with Bo Duke. So I like boyish blondes... what can I say?
 
Okay, since someone else said Harry Potter, I might as well admit I have a thing for Tom Sawyer. This is another throwback to my days of childhood reading.

Of course there's Rhett Butler, Ashley Wilkes was just too much of a pushover for me.

Oscar Gordon from Heinlein's 'Glory Road' is just the real deal. I always loved the reluctant hero types. Maybe I should take out an ad like the one in the book: "Are you a coward? This is not for you. We badly need a brave man...glorious adventure, great danger, apply in person."

I was all about Han Solo when it came to Star Wars, though I don't know if I was attracted to him or if I just wanted to be him.
 
Sabledrake said:
I have more crushes on fictional characters than I do on real-life people. My first big heartthrob was the Disney animated fox Robin Hood.

Here's some of the others:
Jack Sparrow
Legolas
Brisco County Jr.
Agent Dale Cooper (Twin Peaks)
Goliath (Gargoyles)
Obi-Wan Kenobi (episode I only)
Dr. Luka Kovac (ER)

Sabledrake

You definitely got the first 3 right (my opinion anyhow). I must agree that the character Jack Sparrow (and not to mention the actor Johnny Depp) is a majorly smokin' hottie. He takes liberties anywhere he pleases, and does it with such smooth manors that few get offended.
 
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