Finish the thought—You know you like deep throat too much when…

[Mr_Twister_242]

…you create a forum thread about it.

(Sorry, couldn’t resist)

 

[onehitwanda]

... everything tastes of dick cheese.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Poetry and humor both rely on clever turns of the line. Setting up, then undermining, an expectation. For this exercise, use the line provided and finish the thought with a line of your own. Irony. Humor. Anything goes. I'll do an example. I had fun with this.

You know you like deep throat too much when...

... you start hanging out in parking garages at night to talk to reporters ...

 

[AchtungNight]

… you forget Mr X can easily fill in for Deep Throat if necessary.

 

[Mr_Twister_242]

…your doctor asks you to say ‘Ahh’ and you say ‘Hmm’.

 

[Rustyoznail]

... you skol a yard glass of beer, then do the glass.

 

[Mr_Twister_242]

…your professor questions you about deep neural network architecture and you answer in cm or inch.

 

[AlinaX]

…your professor questions you about deep neural network architecture and you answer in cm or inch.

When you think cum is a GPU library.

 

[stickygirl]

You know you like deep throat too much when...

... your stomach acid gives him a rash
... you learn to breathe through your ears
... you can count the crabs in his pubic hair

 

[EmilyMiller]

... your stomach acid gives him a rash
... you learn to breathe through your ears
... you can count the crabs in his pubic hair

Eeeeeewwww!!!!!!

Em

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

you no longer have a gag reflex.

 

[Cagivagurl]

You go to the fruit bowl looking for a banana, and they're all gone....
Cagivagurl

 

[sxPlasticity]

You know you like deep throat too much when...

You wish Nixon could run in 2024...

You cant sing American Pie in a timely manner because your mouth is always full...

You go between Kennedy Assassination Theories on YouTube and Vintage Porn on XXX Sites forming connections that make the congressional report on MK-ULTRA look like level one Word Whomp... and then you end up blaming it all on your spouse anyway...

 

[AlinaX]

... when you start wondering how that Lovelace girl ever found the time to invent the computer.

 

[Voboy]

... your stomach acid gives him a rash

I was exercising my mind to try to get something like this, but couldn't make it work. Kudos.