First thought when you see the above poster's username [v2.0]

[n8Romantic]

Can a zebra remove their stripes?
Instas gotta inst.

Truth!

Romantic gotta be romantic.

 

[Cindy027]

Not really a first thought but after a while I figured it out, not romantic.

I got there by using the Swedish for eight, åtta so therefore natta looked at as english would be not.

 

[vibes]

Not really a first thought but after a while I figured it out, not romantic.

I got there by using the Swedish for eight, åtta so therefore natta looked at as english would be not.

The weirdest things she isn't wearing

 

[Cindy027]

The weirdest things she isn't wearing

He thinks a scrunchie is weird?????

 

[vibes]

He thinks a scrunchie is weird?????

Only if she doesn't have short hair

 

[Cindy027]

For some reason I always see anarchy.

 

[vibes]

Tan or not to tan that is the question

I should follow comics more

 

[Series 6]

I should follow comics more

He must really like that wall

 

[EricaLynch]

He must really like that wall

He's no good to me dead...

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Well like member.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

My muse, my latest and my greatest inspiration.

 

[EricaLynch]

My muse, my latest and my greatest inspiration.

@~Elizabeth~ 's pleasure

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Whatever her post is will either show how smart she is, or how sexy...

 

[fullservice65]

He must have really nice teeth.

 

[n8Romantic]

Gas Station attendant by day, Coyote tamer by night.

 

[Tallulah82]

Gas Station attendant by day, Coyote tamer by night.

Argh! Romance is scary! Stay away!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

erotic writer

 

[JerseyJade]

erotic writer

I wonder if he's really smiling.

 

[Anastasia1999]

I wonder if he's really smiling.

Blow jobs! LOL!!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Blow jobs! LOL!!!

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExY2hxMThwZGQ2Yng1ZTZjc3BjZzlmbmN0ZDVwY3pwZ2JvYjk1OWtrdCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/QZnGJUv9sDPkQ/giphy.gif

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I wonder if he's really smiling.

https://i.imgflip.com/29k1d2.jpg

 

[jason28053]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExY2hxMThwZGQ2Yng1ZTZjc3BjZzlmbmN0ZDVwY3pwZ2JvYjk1OWtrdCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/QZnGJUv9sDPkQ/giphy.gif

Boobs (.)(.)

 

[Booboobear84]

Blow jobs! LOL!!!

She might be a princess, but not a Russian princess

 

[Tallulah82]

She might be a princess, but not a Russian princess

I could never scream his name out loud during orgasm, I'd start laughing. "Boooobooo, yes! Boooobooo!"

And if I try to shorten it to "Boo" then I might scare him as I yell it.

Sigh. Not going to work.

 

[TongueLust]

I'll give her an extra month to respond to my PM.