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Valentine's Day!

Please take care NOT TO POST pics like these in the future:

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For two reasons:

1. Its an unabashed open show of pompous feminism. Such vivid shows of feminism can augment the desire and longing of females for beauty products corrupting society and inducing a feeling of competitiveness in general and endangering the people engaged in manufacturing such products in particular.

2. Research has shown that exposure to such pics (especially when posted on Valentine's Day) induces, sometimes increases to exponential propotions suicidal tendencies amongst lonely and even married/ involved males.

So please don't put innocent lives at stakes. A prompt reply from you in this regard would be appreciated.

Thanking You,

Sexiness Control Board.
 
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I have only one answer to this, semihumorous post

DONT
BE
AN
ARSE!!!


s_k you do what you damn well please & be proud!
J3

I just want to say that before you jump to any conclusions, take care to see that its meant to be a joke, of course an intelligent kind of joke.[Haven't you ever heard of the one "I think you are not one of the best".... Then a Pause... "You ARE the Best"] [ Anyway you can see that its hilarious, although semi hilarious by your standards.] You "#@$%^&#" must know that everybody has a different sense of humour, so what's percieved as sarcastic by your standards, may not be the same by others' standards. All I know is that, I didn't intend to be sarcastic to her, and I know she will take this as a joke, given we are no strangers to each other.

Now as for you, I expect that you will see my comments in a new light and revise your opinion of me. I could let open my bag of abuses at you but I won't. Watch what you call people. You might be called back the same. Think before you Post. And I did think before I posted this.
 
Please take care NOT TO POST pics like these in the future:

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For two reasons:

1. Its an unabashed open show of pompous feminism. Such vivid shows of feminism can augment the desire and longing of females for beauty products corrupting society and inducing a feeling of competitiveness in general and endangering the people engaged in manufacturing such products in particular.

2. Research has shown that exposure to such pics (especially when posted on Valentine's Day) induces, sometimes increases to exponential propotions suicidal tendencies amongst lonely and even married/ involved males.

So please don't put innocent lives at stakes. A prompt reply from you in this regard would be appreciated.

Thanking You,

Sexiness Control Board.

Dear Sexiness Control Board:

I am very sorry and did not realize the effect such pictures could/would/should have on both the economy and the male population. How ever could I have been so careless?? I will be very careful in the future. Thank you for bringing this serious matter to my attention.

~SK

;) (I'm a dirty liar!! I DO plan on posting lots and lots!! muahahaha!!! :devil: hehe)
 
And as far as the little turf war... J3, you are very sweet to stick up for me! and SMJ, you are a naughty boy! p.s. I think neither of you are idiots!! (geez I had to work to figure out what that one meant!!) :kiss:
 
What an outstanding valentine's day present...great pics, they certainly brightened my day a ton! And if necessary, I can intercede with the Sexiness Control Board and you can send me all your pics to preview if necessary before posting. I'd be THRILLED to help ;) What a beauty you are!
 
Looking pretty in pink wasn't all I did on Valentines day...

hmmm... I think I might have to use a colored candle next time... White didn't show up very well...

Candle? Oh yeah.... Sorry, I was paying more attention to your perfect breasts :rose:
 
sexy new pics today kitten...thanks as always for sharing...and incidentally..if he is the ex...don't you want to get his goat by hoping for the better Alberta team!;)
 
Looking pretty in pink wasn't all I did on Valentines day...

hmmm... I think I might have to use a colored candle next time... White didn't show up very well...

Yes, I think a few different colors would be fun!!!

How did taking these pics make you feel?
 
sexy new pics today kitten...thanks as always for sharing...and incidentally..if he is the ex...don't you want to get his goat by hoping for the better Alberta team!;)

Not if it means cheering for Calgary!! Deep down I'm an Edmonton girl! As my dad used to say: "I cheer for ABC" meaning: Anybody But Calgary ;) hehehe sorry...
 
Not if it means cheering for Calgary!! Deep down I'm an Edmonton girl! As my dad used to say: "I cheer for ABC" meaning: Anybody But Calgary ;) hehehe sorry...

LOL...ok...I can respect your dedication..it takes heart to go down with a sinking ship ;) As we say down south, the only thing better than seeing Calgary win..is seeing Edmonton lose :D I actually lived in Edmonton for a year or so..it is not a bad city..I liked it there..had fun. I have a few thoughts on just what the buttcrack of Alberta is...I wonder if I am right.
 
LOL...ok...I can respect your dedication..it takes heart to go down with a sinking ship ;) As we say down south, the only thing better than seeing Calgary win..is seeing Edmonton lose :D I actually lived in Edmonton for a year or so..it is not a bad city..I liked it there..had fun. I have a few thoughts on just what the buttcrack of Alberta is...I wonder if I am right.

haha! I like Calgary, it's a nice city, but I have to cheer for E-town! Please by all means take a stab! PM me what your guess(es) is(are), there are a lot of places that could qualify!! I bet I can guess what some of your guesses are! hehe
 
Whoever gets to take these pictures is a VERY lucky person indeed. Is there some kind of application I can fill out for a shot at the job??
 
Whoever gets to take these pictures is a VERY lucky person indeed. Is there some kind of application I can fill out for a shot at the job??

I'll let my tripod and 10 sec delay function know you're vying for their jobs... I don't think they'll give them up very easily though...
 
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