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And this is using some of hong's suggestions.
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Miles_Cassidy said:And this is using some of hong's suggestions.
Damn I love these pics
Hi Miles & Cass
Please pop in to my latest thread and give it your unique stamp of approval.
For Miles & Cass
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Please pop in to my latest thread and give it your unique stamp of approval.
For Miles & Cass
Cheers
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Thanks ed!
Shavedguy we are honored - THANK-YOU!!!
I posted this on hongs erotic art thread and we liked it so much we thought it deserved to be posted here also.
Off to work, cya tonight.
-miles
Shavedguy we are honored - THANK-YOU!!!
I posted this on hongs erotic art thread and we liked it so much we thought it deserved to be posted here also.
Off to work, cya tonight.
-miles
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OK no work...so a joke instead....
A middle aged man and woman meet, fall in love, and decide to get married.
On their wedding night they settle into the bridal suite at their hotel
and the bride says to her new groom, "Please promise to be gentle,... I am
still a virgin."
The startled groom says "How can that be? You've been married 3 times
before."
The bride responds:
"Well you see it was this way: My first husband was a psychiatrist and all
he ever wanted to do was talk about it.
"My second husband was a gynecologist and all he ever wanted to do was
look at it.
"And my third husband was a stamp collector and all he ever wanted to do
was...............God I miss him!"
A middle aged man and woman meet, fall in love, and decide to get married.
On their wedding night they settle into the bridal suite at their hotel
and the bride says to her new groom, "Please promise to be gentle,... I am
still a virgin."
The startled groom says "How can that be? You've been married 3 times
before."
The bride responds:
"Well you see it was this way: My first husband was a psychiatrist and all
he ever wanted to do was talk about it.
"My second husband was a gynecologist and all he ever wanted to do was
look at it.
"And my third husband was a stamp collector and all he ever wanted to do
was...............God I miss him!"
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Hey, I got a longer version of this joke
Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On
their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm
still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married
ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how
great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,
he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how,
but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was
never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss
him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On
their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm
still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married
ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how
great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,
he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how,
but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was
never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss
him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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Richard49 said:
I hate making stereotypes or generalizations of any kind, but from your AV picture, I would not expect something like the above coming from someone who looks so distinguished...
Thought kind of gets me hot, actually... ;-)
(Sorry, my mouth usually follows my mind to whatever outlandish, brash destination is crash-lands into... don't mind me).
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hey, hope everybody is having a great night
ran - i liked your version better than mine. lol.
it's been a very fun evening and it has all been documented
hope you enjoy
ran - i liked your version better than mine. lol.
it's been a very fun evening and it has all been documented
hope you enjoy
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JJ Troy said:LOL... I love it!
By they way, does Cassidy collect stamps? I'd like to "show" her my "collection"!
JJ
Oh she is such the stamp collector!
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i have really been very naughty and deserve a good spanking tonight 
- cassidy
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JJ Troy said:MMMMMM......playing post office with Cassidy!
JJ
this toungue is unstopable
- cass
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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i wanna feel that trick
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Sorry last one for tonight, im draggin her back to bed for round 2.
Sweet dreams jj
Sweet dreams jj
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doh! forgot the pic
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