First Timer

[AtFirstSight]

I don't know whose tongue could be used better: mine or the lizard's

probably yours since you'd know what to do with it. the lizard would be like..wtf, mate, where the hell am I? Then Steve Irwin would show up and go documentary on my ass.

 

[rootsfan]

Mm a donut for me to eat while you eat my..uh, curly tailed lizard?

Well, the lizard card might become a victim of my haste.

 

[mischevious eye]

probably yours since you'd know what to do with it. the lizard would be like..wtf, mate, where the hell am I? Then Steve Irwin would show up and go documentary on my ass.

that would be a documentary that everyone would be interested in

 

[rootsfan]

Then Steve Irwin would show up and go documentary on my ass.

Like Siskel, he is no longer with us.

 

[EndCredits]

probably yours since you'd know what to do with it. the lizard would be like..wtf, mate, where the hell am I? Then Steve Irwin would show up and go documentary on my ass.

That would be awesome if he came back from the dead just to do that.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Well, the lizard card might become a victim of my haste.

Nooo

 

[AtFirstSight]

Like Siskel, he is no longer with us.

Siskel died of cancer. Irwin by voluntarily swimming with a poisonous creature.

I miss Siskel more.

 

[AtFirstSight]

That would be awesome if he came back from the dead just to do that.

lol yeah..but he was used to flirting with crocs. Heaven (or wherever) must be pretty dull if he'd come back for a tiny lizard.

 

[rootsfan]

Nooo

*pats your head* OK, I'll gently move it out of the way first. But based on that picture, I'm kind of mad at it right now.

 

[rootsfan]

Siskel died of cancer. Irwin by voluntarily swimming with a poisonous creature.

I miss Siskel more.

Excellent points, I completely agree. And the Gene Siskel Theater downtown is very cool, by the way.

 

[AtFirstSight]

*pats your head* OK, I'll gently move it out of the way first. But based on that picture, I'm kind of mad at it right now.

Don't be mad, get Glad!

night all

 

[MacGuffinn]

Well, I never wanted to be a pair of jean shorts until today. I guess that's a first.

 

[peekingone]

Mm a donut for me to eat while you eat my..uh, curly tailed lizard?

My lizard is bigger hehehe. Nice to see you and hope you are well. Like the cute panties too...

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

Siskel died of cancer. Irwin by voluntarily swimming with a poisonous creature.

I miss Siskel more.

I want to die quietly in my sleep like my Grandpa.

Not screaming like the passengers in the car he was driving.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I want to die quietly in my sleep like my Grandpa.

Not screaming like the passengers in the car he was driving.

I love that joke! I laugh every time

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

I love that joke! I laugh every time

I do try to trot out the classics where needed.

 

[rootsfan]

I want to die quietly in my sleep like my Grandpa.

Not screaming like the passengers in the car he was driving.

Oof. Slap that joke between two slices of bread and grill it.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I do try to trot out the classics where needed.

Trot. Makes me want to ride a horse.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

Trot. Makes me want to ride a horse.

At least it didn't make you think about the time you ate too many green apples...

 

[AtFirstSight]

At least it didn't make you think about the time you ate too many green apples...

Road Apples!!

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

Road Apples!!

How was panini-slingin'?

 

[AtFirstSight]

How was panini-slingin'?

I didn't make many. Mostly chicken pickin'

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

I didn't make many. Mostly chicken pickin'

If it's any consolation, you don't have the hands of a chicken picker. Not that I figure it will be much consolation.

 

[AtFirstSight]

If it's any consolation, you don't have the hands of a chicken picker. Not that I figure it will be much consolation.

what would chicken picker hands look like? *ponders*

While I ponder, you can view.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

what would chicken picker hands look like? *ponders*

While I ponder, you can view.

Much more pruney, some slime, maybe a feather or two...