First Timer

[rootsfan]

*gasp* Now you're just being mean! lol

Is that better? Or do I need to unzip, too?

 

[MacGuffinn]

*Get's naked and curls up in your bed*

Well shit... what the hell am I doing here then?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Is that better? Or do I need to unzip, too?

You think that after a comment like that, that I want you to unzip?

Men *sigh* they're all mildly retarded.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Well shit... what the hell am I doing here then?

I dunno..you're silly?

 

[CicatrixESP]

I dunno..you're silly?

I'm sillly. Guess I should be here. I needed a place to crash.

 

[mac340]

You think that after a comment like that, that I want you to unzip?

Men *sigh* they're all mildly retarded.

Well it is a proven fact that we get stupid around gorgeous women

 

[MacGuffinn]

I dunno..you're silly?

Yes, but only because I'm mildly retarded. I wear my boxers outside my jeans.

 

[rootsfan]

You think that after a comment like that, that I want you to unzip?

Men *sigh* they're all mildly retarded.

OK, fine, you win. You unzip first.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Yes, but only because I'm mildly retarded. I wear my boxers outside my jeans.

Just eschew the boxers.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Just eschew the boxers.

I love the word eschew....generally I use it with obfuscation.

 

[AtFirstSight]

OK, fine, you win. You unzip first.

*slaps you*

 

[MacGuffinn]

Just eschew the boxers.

Good thing I know what that means, eh?

 

[rootsfan]

*slaps you*

*turns around* More?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Good thing I know what that means, eh?

It means I want to chew on your boxers...

 

[AtFirstSight]

*turns around* More?

No more

 

[MacGuffinn]

Don't you all just want to kiss and lick the back of that neck?

 

[BradBigBrain]

No more

Very sexy! More!!!!

 

[rootsfan]

No more

I'll always stop for your pictures. I really like the short hair (yes, I'm repeating myself). I want to kiss your neck, and your earlobes. And lawd, you have gorgeous skin.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Horny

 

[wdman2]

Horny

Me too

 

[Boomerpw]

Horny

Me three.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Being single is like being a vacuum. It sucks when you're turned on.

 

[OGME]

Being single is like being a vacuum. It sucks when you're turned on.

Mmmm. I know that....

 

[Bender_Rod]

Doesn't coming here make you even more turned on?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Doesn't coming here make you even more turned on?

Sometimes.