First Timer

[AtFirstSight]

*notices that you are away and leaves gift the size of a boot box on your door step* see you tomorrow

*runs into your room and jumps on the bed* Diiiiigger...wake up! *shakes your shoulders*

 

[AtFirstSight]

you're all schoolboy sluts!

 

[First Name Sir]

you're all schoolboy sluts!

Flattery will get you nowhere!... except into my bed. No, wait - you don't need flattery for that.

 

[Faime]

you're all schoolboy sluts!

You're one to talk.

 

[AtFirstSight]

You're one to talk.

I'm a schoolgirl perv

thank you very much

 

[AtFirstSight]

Flattery will get you nowhere!... except into my bed. No, wait - you don't need flattery for that.

I wouldn't have to flatter you even a little bit?

 

[Baron Waste]

you're all schoolboy sluts!

Ummmmm, I will be whatever you say...

 

[AtFirstSight]

Ummmmm, I will be whatever you say...

Be a Moose! I wanna ride a moosey

 

[Baron Waste]

Be a Moose! I wanna ride a moosey

LMAO Considering where I'm from that is just too freakin' funny...but I can be a moose. I've seen enough of them up close.

 

[First Name Sir]

I wouldn't have to flatter you even a little bit?

Not even for an instant. There are much better pleasures that you should be occupying your time with.... and sometimes, honesty is flattery enough - case in point, you look extremely sexy....

 

[AtFirstSight]

LMAO Considering where I'm from that is just too freakin' funny...but I can be a moose. I've seen enough of them up close.

You've seen mooses up close? (and yeah I know that mooses isn't the real plural) How close? I've heard they smell bad. But aren't they so cute? I'd like to pet one. Their antlers are furry when they're young.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Not even for an instant. There are much better pleasures that you should be occupying your time with.... and sometimes, honesty is flattery enough - case in point, you look extremely sexy....

I would look extremely sexy laid out naked on silk sheets with one of those hot red corsets on...the ones from the old west when all those slutty bar maids wore crazy shit in order to seduce cowboys.

 

[Faime]

I'm a schoolgirl perv

thank you very much

True, good think I'm a perv too.

 

[Baron Waste]

You've seen mooses up close? (and yeah I know that mooses isn't the real plural) How close? I've heard they smell bad. But aren't they so cute? I'd like to pet one. Their antlers are furry when they're young.

Yeah, I've seen quite a few in my life. I've never petted one as they are about nine feet tall, and will stomp you to death at the right time of year. I used to drive truck delivering Ben & Jerry's and I can't tell you how many times I had to stop and watch them cross the road. They are beautiful up close, and they don't smell that bad. They actually smell better than horses LOL I was hunting one fall, and I had a cow and her calf walk up on me. I thought I was a dead man. There is nothing more dangerous than a mother moose if you tick her off. They have charged cars up here for honking at them LOL They destroy the car and walk off.

 

[Baron Waste]

I would look extremely sexy laid out naked on silk sheets with one of those hot red corsets on...the ones from the old west when all those slutty bar maids wore crazy shit in order to seduce cowboys.

That...that...that...that is just too hot. My brain started skipping for a second there.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Yeah, I've seen quite a few in my life. I've never petted one as they are about nine feet tall, and will stomp you to death at the right time of year. I used to drive truck delivering Ben & Jerry's and I can't tell you how many times I had to stop and watch them cross the road. They are beautiful up close, and they don't smell that bad. They actually smell better than horses LOL I was hunting one fall, and I had a cow and her calf walk up on me. I thought I was a dead man. There is nothing more dangerous than a mother moose if you tick her off. They have charged cars up here for honking at them LOL They destroy the car and walk off.

You delivered Ben & Jerry's? Holy shiiiite. Did you get fired for like eating 40 MILLION gallons of Gobfather? If I worked for them, I'd fake my own death and drive he truck up to the Yukon where I could live my life out w/tons of ice cream and moose.

 

[First Name Sir]

I would look extremely sexy laid out naked on silk sheets with one of those hot red corsets on...the ones from the old west when all those slutty bar maids wore crazy shit in order to seduce cowboys.

You would look utterly sexy in a red corset... the only thing better than slowly, surely helping a woman into one is surely, slowly helping her out of one. But the old-time saloon maids wore them to hide their flaws and accentuate their assets - you've no need for trompe l'oeil.

 

[AtFirstSight]

That...that...that...that is just too hot. My brain started skipping for a second there.

You could come in wearing nothing but leather chaps and a cowboy hat. Ooo and you could even fuck a girl with chaps on, cuz the crotch isn't there.

 

[AtFirstSight]

You would look utterly sexy in a red corset... the only thing better than slowly, surely helping a woman into one is surely, slowly helping her out of one. But the old-time saloon maids wore them to hide their flaws and accentuate their assets - you've no need for trompe l'oeil.

No habla Francais...

 

[Baron Waste]

You delivered Ben & Jerry's? Holy shiiiite. Did you get fired for like eating 40 MILLION gallons of Gobfather? If I worked for them, I'd fake my own death and drive he truck up to the Yukon where I could live my life out w/tons of ice cream and moose.

LMAO No, I started my own company. But when I worked there, I could get a case of 8 pints for like ten bucks. And I also delivered Breyer's, Klondike, Popsicle and Good Humor stuff. I delivered to all of the beach stores in the summer. I kept a box of stuff to hand out to any girl in a bikini who asked for a free sample. I got pretty popular. And it wouldn't be Gobfather...Dublin Mudlide was my poison LOL After all, I am Irish.

 

[Baron Waste]

You could come in wearing nothing but leather chaps and a cowboy hat. Ooo and you could even fuck a girl with chaps on, cuz the crotch isn't there.

Heh heh heh...done it...on video...LMAO A loooong time ago.

 

[AtFirstSight]

LMAO No, I started my own company. But when I worked there, I could get a case of 8 pints for like ten bucks. And I also delivered Breyer's, Klondike, Popsicle and Good Humor stuff. I delivered to all of the beach stores in the summer. I kept a box of stuff to hand out to any girl in a bikini who asked for a free sample. I got pretty popular. And it wouldn't be Gobfather...Dublin Mudlide was my poison LOL After all, I am Irish.

*adorns a bikini* Gimme free ice cream biiiiiitch! lol

I would do annnnnything for a klondike bar! Anything short of going to dig up a dead man to have sex with.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Heh heh heh...done it...on video...LMAO A loooong time ago.

lol wooooow. Still have the chaps?

 

[Baron Waste]

*adorns a bikini* Gimme free ice cream biiiiiitch! lol

I would do annnnnything for a klondike bar! Anything short of going to dig up a dead man to have sex with.

*holds out a box of Original and a box of Heath* I suppose I could be your bitch but that bikini's gotta go. And no, I got rid of all of that stuff...okay, except the hat...when I stopped stripping. LOL There are just some things you don't want to relive.

 

[First Name Sir]

No habla Francais...

...no need for you to "trick the eye" - you've got the real goods. (and you share them) But what do you most like to have shared with you?