Five words around the camp fire.

[Shotokan07]

Blackie

Think we were doing it...

 

[cats]

Shelly

There are things wrong here.

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

Maybe. Quick, someone say something!

 

[cats]

Sink or swim five words.

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

Bountiful maids frolic forth so!

 

[cats]

Hey do they do windows?

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

Only when big-handed boys help!

 

[Douglas Lee]

OOC: I'll take this five-worded story in another direction. Blackie and Shelley are dead. New character named Morty.

(Morty) Cool stereo system, dudes.

 

[cats]

Blackie

That was my evil twin.

 

[Douglas Lee]

Do you like masturbation, Blackie?

 

[cats]

Blackie

Shelly asked that once too.

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

Morty? Shelly? Blackie? A mystery!

 

[cats]

Well, we need scoobie doo.

 

[Douglas Lee]

Nah, that dog's got gonorrhea.

 

[cats]

From the ashes, arise Phoenix.

 

[Ravenloft]

Who, breaking continuity, kills Cyclops.

 

[cats]

Odysseus, Possiden can't forgive you.

 

[Ravenloft]

A man of constant sorrow.

 

[cats]

Well, his son is lost.

 

[Ravenloft]

Sons? Apollo, Hercules, Thor, Marduk...

 

[cats]

None, but the cyclopes child.

 

[Ravenloft]

Which one, Phoenix or Cable?

 

[cats]

Hope, who is with Cable.

 

[Ravenloft]

Who's Hope? Don't know her.

 

[cats]

Daughter of Scott and Jean.