Five Years Since MAGAtards Invaded Capitol

5 years since Michael Byrd Murdered Ashley Babbit in cold blood and Nancy Pelosi covered the murder up along with her distraction to the vote which was about to not go in her favor.
Come try and smash a window at my house to get inside while staring down the barrel of a gun and see what happens.

Ashli fucked around and found out. Michael Byrd was just helping to make america great again, one round at a time. :)
 
The White House website is promoting conspiracy lunacy, election denialism, and general misinformation. This is the Banana Republic of America, and the MAGA sheep love it.

The White House’s J6 Revisionism Includes a Wild New Conspiracy Theory

A new page entitled “January 6: A Date Which Will Live In Infamy” appeared on WhiteHouse.gov on Tuesday. It was filled with many of the blatantly false narratives President Trump and his allies have promoted in the years since thousands of his supporters stormed the U.S. Capitol building in an effort to prevent the certification of his loss in the 2020 election. But along with the more standard, now-familiar January 6 denialism, the White House website included a suggestion that assassination attempts against Trump have been orchestrated by rogue forces inside the government.
 
I remember seeing it live on CNN. I could not believe the Capitol police did not have UZIs. I expected to see dead MAGAs carried out and stacked like cordwood.

Instead we just got one dumbass dead MAGA.

But at least their efforts to shred the Constitution were stopped that day.
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Five years and they've attempted to rewrite history ever since.

Fuckers attacked the Capitol, threatened the Vice President and attempted to overthrow the election

Now, they think they were right.

Fucking pieces of shit
 
Five years and they've attempted to rewrite history ever since.

Fuckers attacked the Capitol, threatened the Vice President and attempted to overthrow the election

Now, they think they were right.

Fucking pieces of shit
That is not how it happened. Which is why it remains an issue.
 
OK, we gotta come up with some revised "One Week" lyrics.
It's been
Five years since we stormed the Mall . . .
OK, here's what we've got to work with:

t's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry"
Five days since you laughed at me saying
"Get that together, come back and see me"
Three days since the living room
I realized it's all my fault but couldn't tell you
Yesterday, you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish
Although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi
'Cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show 'cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow 'cause it's so dangerous
You'll have to sign a waiver
 
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