Foot Fetish

Here’s what I've come to realize about myself...

I don't have a foot fetish. What I am, is a foot snob. Which is kinda rich considering my own feet are terrible looking. No, they're not dirty or unkempt (c'mon, I'm not a slob). They just have a terrible shape, like Frodos from The Hobbit. :LOL::LOL:

I'm nuts for my wife's feet. They look pretty much like Haley Lu Richardson's feet. Another celeb with perfect feet is Judy Greer. One thing they all have in common is the they all have a Morton's Toe, which is where the first metatarsal bone (big toe) is shorter than the second, causing the second toe to appear longer.. To my eye, this gives the foot a beautiful, rounded outline. Which I guess is my "thing."

Anyway, I feel bad for my wife. I get to look at her spectacularly beautiful feet, while she has to look at my awful ones.. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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