For anyone who smokes.

[Keroin]

Weird. It is supposed to be no more than 150x150 and under 15k. I dropped it to 149x99 and 12k. Try putting it as your profile pic. See if that works. It is well under the standards for profiles, and if that doesn't work then you may have an upload issue.

TA DA!!

The stars have aligned. I am with avatar.

Thanks Homburg. I'm sending you and your girls a crate of mangoes!

 

[Homburg]

TA DA!!

The stars have aligned. I am with avatar.

Thanks Homburg. I'm sending you and your girls a crate of mangoes!

Quite welcome, though I wouldn't know a mango if it bit me on the ass.

Years, and tears ago though, there was a product called Koala Juice or somesuch that was a mix of sparkling water, kiwi, and mango juice. Damn, that was good. That is the entirety of my mango experience.

 

[Betticus]

TA DA!!

The stars have aligned. I am with avatar.

Thanks Homburg. I'm sending you and your girls a crate of mangoes!

Ooohhh, I love mangoes. *gimmegimmegimme*

Get in the kitchen and slice me up a mango!!!

 

[Keroin]

Ooohhh, I love mangoes. *gimmegimmegimme*

Get in the kitchen and slice me up a mango!!!

OK, one crate of mangoes is en route via UPS (United Palm tree Service) to:

Mr. Betticus
Head Cereal Killer & Hamster Wrangler
Somewhere thousands of miles away

Enjoy!

Oh, and you don't slice them here, you bite off one end and squish and suck until it's all gone. Try it, you'll never slice again.

Homburg – Hagen Daaz makes a mango sorbet that is the dairy equivalent of crack. Trust me, I had to go through a 12 step program to wean myself off it.

 

[Homburg]

Homburg – Hagen Daaz makes a mango sorbet that is the dairy equivalent of crack. Trust me, I had to go through a 12 step program to wean myself off it.

I'll make a note to avoid it then.

 

[Betticus]

OK, one crate of mangoes is en route via UPS (United Palm tree Service) to:

Mr. Betticus
Head Cereal Killer & Hamster Wrangler
Somewhere thousands of miles away

Enjoy!

Oh, and you don't slice them here, you bite off one end and squish and suck until it's all gone. Try it, you'll never slice again.

Homburg – Hagen Daaz makes a mango sorbet that is the dairy equivalent of crack. Trust me, I had to go through a 12 step program to wean myself off it.

I might not be so far away, I'm only in New Mexico!

 

[incubus666]

Betticus

Thanks for the information on the smokeless smokes. I can see it as a potential way to taper off the nasty things. Also when that over powering urge hits me a couple of puffs nicotine may work to kill the urge for a while.

Mike S.

 

[IsabellaKing]

Betticus

Thanks for the information on the smokeless smokes. I can see it as a potential way to taper off the nasty things. Also when that over powering urge hits me a couple of puffs nicotine may work to kill the urge for a while.

Mike S.

I don't think it's necessarily about the nicotine. It's the habit - what you do with your hands every half hour - that is more difficult to give up than the nicotine hit.

 

[Homburg]

As an on topic aside, I see these things all the time at truck stops. Pilot Travel Centers seem to be big in them.

 

[Keroin]

I might not be so far away, I'm only in New Mexico!

Well, from NM to my little patch of sand is roughly about 5300 miles. Give or take. Probably a little far for in-person mango delivery. Sorry.



I drove through NM a few years ago, on my way to Florida. I remember long stretches of...um...nothing. But Santa Fe was pretty. And Kline's Corner (sp?) was hysterical - have you been there? I almost peed myself I was laughing so hard. "Road Kill Apparel", now that's some funny shit!

 

[LilyBart]

Quite welcome, though I wouldn't know a mango if it bit me on the ass.

Years, and tears ago though, there was a product called Koala Juice or somesuch that was a mix of sparkling water, kiwi, and mango juice. Damn, that was good. That is the entirety of my mango experience.

You really need to find a mango.

A bitch to separate from the stone, but really very tasty.

 

[Homburg]

You really need to find a mango.

A bitch to separate from the stone, but really very tasty.

I don't know that I'd trust the freshness of a mango here. Seems that any place that would grow them would be half a world away.

 

[myinnerslut]

You really need to find a mango.

A bitch to separate from the stone, but really very tasty.

i love mangoes. thy are one of my favorite fruit.

*wonders if the local grocery store carries them*

 

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[Keroin]

Really? I love mangoes, but I've never been able to slice one properly. I've even googled instructions...it just doesn't work for me. I'm going to have to try this method...

I love that you said it's "the dairy equivalent of crack." That's great!

It is. Don't ever attempt to eat mango sorbet without a buddy to talk you down afterward.

The squish and suck method of mango eating is clean and sensuous. You only need to bite out a hole aprox the size of a quarter. Then slowly massage the mango, sucking out the flesh as it becomes soft. When you're done, you'll have a skin shell with the seed inside. Quite efficient.

I must say, living in the tropics has ruined me for supermarket mangoes forever. Nothing like picking one right off the tree. Sun ripened and juicy, juicy, juicy!

*Drool trickles down chin*

And don't even get me started on the starfruit...yummmmmmm

 

[delugewriter]

I don't mind the smell of fresh cigarette smoke too awfully much, depending on who's smoking the cigarette and what brand it is... But the lingering smell is gag-worthy. One of the worst things in the entire world is getting out of the shower at a smoker's house... Being all wet and clean and yummy-smelling and you pick up the towel to dry off, and it smells like old-ass stale smoke and you have to wipe your body with it. *gag* There goes your fresh, clean smell! What the fuck was the point of showering?? My dog actually hates cigarettes. If someone sits down next to her while they're smoking, she'll slap the cigarette out of their mouth. She's cool like that.

 

[graceanne]

Huh. Interesting.