For Pookie

[InternationalFunboy]

Pretty soon both our heads will be on the chopping block.

I think it's best we cut and run, or at least bury the hatchet.

Ugh...

It wood be for the best, yes. Apologies for logging out on you last night unexpectedly.

 

[FGB]

Y'all need to chop this off right now cause I have a splitting headache!

 

[Pookie]

I heard tell once that Pookie entered into an argument with a lesser-equipped adversary, and after many rounds of debate, and many ales, words finally failed and she cleft Half-Wit in twain, bitch-slapping each half before they could even hit the floor.
"Sorry, it was an AXE-ident!" she laughed as she bellied back up to the bar.

Mama, where's your little daughter?
She's here, right here on the altar
You should never have opened that door
Now you're never gonna see her no more
You don't know what I can do with this axe chop off your head
So you better relax

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Pretty soon both our heads will be on the chopping block.

I think it's best we cut and run, or at least bury the hatchet.

Ugh...

^^^ Sharpest minds on Lit ^^^

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Thanks Pook! You've redefined, for me at least, what it truly means to be a swinger.

 

[breakwall]

You know, in Canada axe talk is practically pornography.

 

[Pookie]

^^^ ^^^

 

[Pookie]

Thanks Pook! You've redefined, for me at least, what it truly means to be a swinger.

I aim to please.

 

[AllyRose]

http://www.saltproject.co/sites/default/files/images/Ogden/SocialAxeThrowing/2017/axe.gif

Good aim, good aim.​

 

[thør]

You know, in Canada axe talk is practically pornography.

After reading Canadian Wilds by Martin Hunter, I assumed everyone in Canada carried a belt axe.

 

[SelfTawt]

Hardcore Axe porn: (Northmen Guild- Damascus steel Blacksmithing-Quality ways to fell )

http://northmen.com/en/products/axes

 

[Cat Malojan]

Hardcore Axe porn: (Northmen Guild- Damascus steel Blacksmithing-Quality ways to fell )

http://northmen.com/en/products/axes

We've lost her for days now after posting that.

 

[Saint Peter]

A wood handled asshook?



How would you clean it?

 

[Cat Malojan]

I love the leather hats. They remind me of sexy dog muzzles.

I don't even know what I mean by that.

 

[Saint Peter]

reported

 

[SelfTawt]

I love the leather hats. They remind me of sexy dog muzzles.

I don't even know what I mean by that.

I see how your thinking there, kinky fucker... Keep that shit up

 

[SelfTawt]

We've lost her for days now after posting that.

Apologies: “Pookie come back!! You can blame it alll onnn meee...”

 

[thør]

A wood handled asshook?



How would you clean it?

Same as a wood cutting board, lots of salt.

 

[AllyRose]

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1452/9794/products/Double_Bit_Thumb_grande.jpg?v=1517407802

Not quite a muzzle.​

 

[Pookie]

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1452/9794/products/Double_Bit_Thumb_grande.jpg?v=1517407802

Not quite a muzzle.​

I like the way you think.