for the women...

[rikaaim]

Yeah, it took about 2 days and 7 hours to weave that award winning story line. It won some sort of award, I think the commitees is taking equally long to come up with a name for it. *gets paper off of fax and reads*

Congratulations. For your outstanding contribution of the field of writting we award you with the "Idiot's guide to plot writting award, for the illeterate. Please continue to stupify and revert all of your readers back to their most basic educational and physical functional levels. By doing this, we don't have to try so hard. Thank you. The "Awards" Commitee.

Aww...that was so nice of them. *frames award and puts up on mantle.*

 

[KarenAM]

Yard-o-Beef

Hee! Oh, that's wonderful!

 

[TheEarl]

I can only recommend the advice that I posted in my Hot-Tos, especially this one: http://english.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=107347 which is all about the art of writing good sex scenes.

The Earl

 

[dr_mabeuse]

If you want to get an idea of what kind of thing people are writing, why don't you go check out some of the stories in the Winter Holiday Contest:

http://www.literotica.com/contests/2004/holiday2004.html

A lot of people from the Author's Hangout have stories there, and voting and leaving a comment will endear you to many.

---dr.M.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Love wand.

i like that.


Sorry

Nah, Love wand does nothing for me personally.

Violet Wand, on the other hand...

*drool*

~lucky

 

[rikaaim]

I can only recommend the advice that I posted in my Hot-Tos, especially this one: http://english.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=107347 which is all about the art of writing good sex scenes.

The Earl

I shall definately go and read some of the links being posted when I get a bit more time, tonight I might not be able to. TheEar, already I value your opinion, as well as several others, because what I see you say makes sense and you are very talented. Same goes to Lou, sorry I don't know the full name but you know who you are , and many many others whose names I just can't remember right now.

 

[rikaaim]

Nah, Love wand does nothing for me personally.

Violet Wand, on the other hand...

*drool*

~lucky

I have a feeling that this "violet" wand has a name. C'mon spill.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I have a feeling that this "violet" wand has a name. C'mon spill.

It is a 'thing' not a 'him/her'.

It's quite shocking, actually.

~lucky

 

[logophile]

It is a 'thing' not a 'him/her'.

It's quite shocking, actually.

~lucky

Oh good! I love to be shocked! Please tell!

 

[Guest]

It is a 'thing' not a 'him/her'.

It's quite shocking, actually.

~lucky

Slut.



(Miss you, sweetie!)

 

[rikaaim]

It is a 'thing' not a 'him/her'.

It's quite shocking, actually.

~lucky

Well, I got that much, but still, with it being so special, it must have a name. What do you call your special shocking friend? Nothing? I know plenty of people who call their toys names.

 

[logophile]

Who the hell needs a story after that?

You should post that under erotic poetry.

You're kidding, right?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Well, I got that much, but still, with it being so special, it must have a name. What do you call your special shocking friend? Nothing? I know plenty of people who call their toys names.

http://www.violetwand.org/images/vwc.gif

Violet Wand is what it's called. And it is a most shocking good time.



~lucky

p.s. SSS ~ Miss you too, bad girl

 

[Guest]

http://www.violetwand.org/images/vwc.gif

Violet Wand is what it's called. And it is a most shocking good time.



~lucky

p.s. SSS ~ Miss you too, bad girl

assuming the position

im sure we have 220v outlets somewhere.. screw the dryer.. lets move to the bathroom!

 

[rikaaim]

http://www.violetwand.org/images/vwc.gif

Violet Wand is what it's called. And it is a most shocking good time.



~lucky

p.s. SSS ~ Miss you too, bad girl

That's quite an image, I shall call it, "Steve." Say hello everyone to Steve. *crowd shouts in unison, "HI STEVE!"