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Got a fortune cookie with takeout from a chinese restaraunt the other night and I honestly can't share what it said.....because I don't know.....because its in SPANISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
My latest one:

"You will enjoy doing something unusual this weekend."

Sounds good to me!

FF

:rose:
 
Curious_in_Cali said:
You know, I have the worst luck with fortune cookies.

A few that easily come to mind...

"Your judgement is off at this time"

"Now is not the way"

"Someone close to you is lucky"

"Relationships changing on different roads"


I tried letting other people pick them for me, or waiting to take the last cookie, but still I get the odd one every time. I guess it is fortunate I don't rely on cookies in a spiritual way.
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had chinese for dinner and got this one... is it just me or could this be read a few different ways?

"You have an unusual magnetic personality for success to come" (in bed?)
 
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Did the whole 375-mile round trip to the surgeon's office to get her stitches out today, and had all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet afterward as a reward (her, for going through all this crap; me, for being a good chauffeur and caregiver ;) ).

Her fortune: "The odds of hitting your target go up dramatically when you aim at it [in bed]." That cracked us both up, thinking of floggers and canes and things, and 'hitting the target' in bed...

My fortune: "Some people dream of worthy accomplishments while others stay awake and do them [in bed]." :D
 
After seeing Sir Winston's post, I had a craving for Chinese food. My fortunes:

You will always be surrounded by true friends [in bed].

You are a happy man [in bed]. Man.......:eek: I don't think so.
 
Mine last week was:

You will receive exciting news next week [in bed].

Ironically, I was sitting on the bed when I got an email yesterday about a job I'm very interested in.
 
Just opened a fortune cookie .... "Smile and rejoice, fortune is smiling on you."

I'll take it! :D
 
"All things in moderation-even moderation." :D I loved that one, because I am occasionally prone to excess.
 
You will receive unexpected support over the next week. Accept it graciously.

:)
 
fortune cookie link

I just collected my fortune from the link provided.
YOU WILL MAKE A FORTUNE WITH YOUR FRIEND.

Now if I add in bed as we usually do I gather I should consider setting up a pay per view webcam:eek:d
 
From my chocolate covered fortune cookie:

You are eager to share yourself and possessions [in bed]. :D
 
"You are talented in many ways..." in bed?
Thats cute ^///^

"Imagination is everything. It is the preview of lifes coming attractions."

"Romance moves you in a new direction." (and it did the day after i got this cookie .... and let me jusat say ME-OW)

"Impatience my be appropriate at this time."

Those were my favorite ones =3
 
"You have an active mind and a keen imagination . . ."

Hmm,

In bed?

LOL

:D
 
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