Forum suggestions that Laurel MUST implement lest she force me to violate the.....

[Saint Peter]

GTAW or SMAW?

 

[islandman]

Laurel,

I cannot type in all caps.

WHY?????

eta - WTF!

 

[Saint Peter]

No powered tools. Cold starts are acceptable outside of the grove. No crying.

 

[islandman]

Dearest Laurel,

In order to make you bend to my will, I have switched to Verizon Wireless' Unlimited data plan.

I am now cap-less.....you have been warned.