Four Forms Of Alien Biologic Material Pulled From Crashed UFOs?

[stxjimmy]

1) I am old

2) My entire life I have been bombarded with fuzzy images, and unclear stories, about Loch Ness Monster, Big Foot and life from far away.


Bullshit, magical thinking and mass delusions.
Again & again. Rinse and repeat.

3) Until one of these mysterious forms WALKS DOWN MAIN STREET IN FULL DAYLIGHT ... folks can continue to fool each other without my interest. I'm in search of the (allegedly real) clitoris ...

The clitoris definitely exists, you just need to be able to find it.

 

[OralAllOver]

The clitoris definitely exists, you just need to be able to find it.

Thank you, but ..... helpful?
If no one can find it does it exist?

Is this the same as Quantum Physics?
Is Schroedinger a clit?

CONFUSED

 

[stxjimmy]

I always have. But let us dispense with the adolescent fantasy that any woman arrives in one's world “cost-free.” Every serious attachment exacts a price in time, compromise, attention, patience, and occasionally sanity. The mature man understands this and pays willingly when the bargain is worthy; only fools imagine that love, companionship, or beauty are somehow exempt from the oldest law of human existence, that anything of value carries a price.

Taking your misogyny into deep space, way to go.

 

[stxjimmy]

Who knows if alien life is truly out there.

What I do know is that stories about crashed UFOs, aliens and insider 'whistleblowers' makes for great distractions and misdirection plays.

Now extrapolate.

 

[EvaLane]

He always provides proof that he was hatched.

Sometimes I forget where I left off on Lit and then I’m thoroughly disappointed when I’m reminded comments like this aren’t on the PG

You’re all so funnyyyyyyy, it’s a real shame about all the fussiness

 

[DeluxAuto]

Sometimes I forget where I left off on Lit and then I’m thoroughly disappointed when I’m reminded comments like this aren’t on the PG

You’re all so funnyyyyyyy, it’s a real shame about all the fussiness

FYI - I'm the only funny one here.

 

[TastySuckToy]

Now extrapolate.

To what end and from what reference point?

 

[glamorilla]

would be awesome if all this stuff was true. that's why its not.

 

[HisArpy]

would be awesome if all this stuff was true. that's why its not.

You know it's not true because any visitation we've been having has been clandestine. They, whoever "they" are supposed to be, aren't going to leave anything behind to be dissected or examined.

They are, after all, a technologically superior people and we don't have the ability to stop them from doing whatever they want.

So, the fact that we purportedly have all these artifacts doesn't make any logical sense.

 

[Bray123]

Rookie level distraction.

We're still waiting for the Trumpstein Files.

 

[eric_erosfan]

The universe is fucking huge. Our current solar system is the second or third to exist in this part of the Milky Way galaxy. Of course there is other life out there. But unless they happen to exist in close proximity and their star systems are close in age, they will never meet each other in the flesh. No matter how cool Star Trek makes it seem.

 

[stxjimmy]

The universe is fucking huge. Our current solar system is the second or third to exist in this part of the Milky Way galaxy. Of course there is other life out there. But unless they happen to exist in close proximity and their star systems are close in age, they will never meet each other in the flesh. No matter how cool Star Trek makes it seem.

Imagine how old they’d have to be to bridge those distances, suspended animation or not.
And when they got here would rg still be posting about the 2020 election?

 

[LeahWill]

FYI - I'm the only funny one here.

Gutted.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

In a world full of megapixel cameras you'd think someone could get a better shot of one.

I want to believe but I'm skeptical.