Four Word Horror Story (NO POLITICS)

[Sinstories]

Aaron Boone is managing

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

ALL THE BACON’s GONE!!!

 

[JKL123]

The drinks ran dry

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Forgetting buying Halloween candy...

 

[AZDryHeat]

You have no condom?

 

[Taegul]

Let's eat Taco Bell

 

[FranklyFrank]

She said she's pregnant!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

No more toilet paper?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Where's your plunger? Hurry!!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

"What about my zipper?"

 

[barefootgirl69]

My ex is here!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

It's NOT strip poker?

 

[Gamine67]

We’re out of anesthesia..

 

[barefootgirl69]

We’re out of anesthesia..

That is a true horror story for me. I woke up during surgery. I have been afraid to go under ever since, though it hasn't happened again. I'm hoping Nov. 2nd will go smoothly.

 

[AspiringAuthor]

Is it in yet?

Too real! Too real!! Gah!!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I lost the key!!!

 

[cascadiabound]

Furnace is not working

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

There's no hot water!

 

[Trubbycat]

What was that noise?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Here's a hard question...

 

[barefootgirl69]

I need a favor.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Can I borrow money?

 

[Lotus_Maiden]

On my period. Run.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Yes, I have gas...

 

[Gamine67]

I think it moved!