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A detonative canon from The Explosive Freddy Cannon? I'll ride that...
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A detonative canon from The Explosive Freddy Cannon? I'll ride that...
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That's what he'd have to to get me to ride him: point a gun at me. Tallahassee Lassie is a whole 'nother story (no... she's not a dog).
Favorite ever TV show 'Lassie' moment: June Lockhart gets her foot caught in a bear trap, uses her hands to make a diagram in the air of a hacksaw for Lassie to run back and fetch for her. When she returns, June says something to the effect of:
"Oh, Lassie... that's a cheese slicer."
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If at first you don't succeed ...
Meanwhile, the stuck foot turns gangrenous, perhaps ?
England had its own brands of daftness, as I recall. . . . .
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No concept at all what it's really like to get your foot caught like that. Bear traps of the time could snap bones. Now, they have spacers to prevent complete closure.
She would have needed Dr. Kildare.
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Bah! This is a blatant planting of misinformation. This legend is obviously far too old to be about my ex-wife!
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Bah! This is a blatant planting of misinformation. This legend is obviously far too old to be about my ex-wife!
It's all bollocks!:
https://www.globalcitizen.org/en/co..._campaign=UK_01_Sep_2017_content_digest_alive
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I was going to do that myself, but then I got hungry...
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I shudder to think about the surprise when you feel teeth on your dick during coitus. Brrr!
It must take a strong stomach to view the collection at UCL Pathology Collections. I suppose some people have a CSI fetish.
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I dunno... I kind of like my sex pathological.
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I imagine the cosplay with your medical examiner girlfriend. It must make for a wild Halloween party.
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And the knives are all soft plastic. . . . .[ hopefully ]
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As long as I'm dressed up as a nun.
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You'll be carrying a rifle, then.
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Kinkier than usual, but sure...
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Kinky is when you use a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken.
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Kinky is when you use a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken.
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Why did the chicken cross the toad?
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Because he caught him cheating at leap frog.
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‘He would dare lecture us Sea Lords, and then
Would treat his ratings as though men of honour
And play at leap-frog with his midshipmen!’
- ‘1805’ by Robert Graves
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And what about the humble Cabin Boy ?
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I think he was 'comforted' by Captain Ned
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Of the Good Ship Venus:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Ship_Venus
It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, you should've seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast was a mammoth penis
The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another
[Chorus:]
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do
http://www.plyrics.com/lyrics/sexpistols/frigginintheriggin.html
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