Freudian slip?

[KittyOfSteele]

So I used to be a freight clerk (hated that job) and there was this one trucking company ...

Anyways, needs a little background to understand. In Canada one of our massive global companies, you may have even heard of it, Canadian National their logo is a big red linked CN. It's one of our national railroads and they have sea cans all over the world too. So they also started a trucking company. Now, in the industry we have a term called TL, which if you know anything about freight it simply means trailer load. If you want to ship 8 pallets you ship an LTL (less-than-trailer-load) or if you have say 26 pallets you can ship an entire TL. That's what that stuff means. So in their infinite wisdom, the big cheeses at CN decided to name their truckling fleet ...

CNTL

: /

Hundreds of big glossy black trucks with big red letters CNTL. You'd think that there would be ONE woman on the board who could tell these old farts, "Hey guys, before we paint up all of these trucks, this is just a little too close ..."

images ...

https://media.trucknews.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Navdeep-Singh-1024x768.jpg

https://www.freightwaves.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/CNTL.jpg?resize=970,546

"We deliver."

 

[OddLove]

My phone tries auto-finishing.

If I try to type words like Cook, Color, Pen, Minute, and Restaurant on my phone it will take the first two letters and suggest Cock, Collar, Penis, Mistress, and Restraints.

Are you sure it was a Freudian Slip or does your computer/laptop/tablet have some kind of auto-finishing(common-word storing stuff) thing on it? Because it does it on my tablet also.

 

[Writer61]

If I try to type words like Cook, Color, Pen, Minute, and Restaurant on my phone it will take the first two letters and suggest Cock, Collar, Penis, Mistress, and Restraints.

The danger of typing smut on your phone.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

"Freudian slip?"



Was it his mother's slip?

 

[deathlynx]

https://baltimorefishbowl.com/stories/chesapeake-baysox-alternate-logo-oyster-catchers/

One wonders who thought Oyster Catchers was a good idea for a team name to begin with? Not like it could ever lead to mockery.

 

[anthrodisiac]

https://baltimorefishbowl.com/stories/chesapeake-baysox-alternate-logo-oyster-catchers/

LMFAO! There is NO WAY the person who drew that didn't know what they were doing.

 

[Katie_Mae]

I once asked "what can we seduce from..."

I only realised after I hit send. I was still freaking out about it when I got the reply, "We can deduce (fun typo by the way...)"

Then there was the time I messaged my friend and told him his ego was huge. Stupid phone changed huge to hung. He loved it, and confirmed, smugly, that yes, his ego was indeed well hung. Apparently it wasn't the only thing about him that was... well, you get the idea.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

I remember a website with a flawed censor/filter


I can't remember the exact details now, but there was a legitimate word (that I cannot remember right now) often used that had 'penis' somewhere within it. The word filter would spit it out every time, no matter who used it.

But if you mistyped a word like continue as cuntinue, the filter would miss it and not react.

 

[deathlynx]

And here I can't get my phone to keep half the damn words when I'm trying to send a text. Not that it's much of a problem anymore, but still!

 

[Trionyx]

When I read ‘Freudian Slip,’ I can’t help but think he was a cross dresser.

 

[anthrodisiac]

I'm just bummed nobody remembers Freud's double-slip experiment. It was revolutionary.

 

[StillStunned]

I'm just bummed nobody remembers Freud's double-slip experiment. It was revolutionary.

But in practice it was a bit slipshod.

 

[anthrodisiac]

But in practice it was a bit slipshod.

I suppose it's better than the double-slit experiment... nobody should have two vaginas, I dunno what they were thinking.*

*Hemipene compatibility.

Cue rush of people going, "Wait, this is a great idea! Two pussies!"

I need to TMTM** this shit ASAP.

**Tentacle monster, trademark. The tentacle monster will protect the trademark.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

When I read ‘Freudian Slip,’ I can’t help but think he was a cross dresser.

See post #17

 

[TheLobster]

Double-Slit Experiment is a great title for a physics-themed lesbian story.

 

[BeechLeaf]

Years and years ago I had people discussing a kind of Vitruvian man but with dicks: how many could you comfortably place along arms, legs, and torso to accommodate the maximum number of visitors?

 

[Trionyx]

See post #17

1. I have been known not to read every post prior to making my comments.
2. I apologize if I offended anyone.
3. Great minds think alike.

 

[Katie_Mae]

Cue rush of people going, "Wait, this is a great idea! Two pussies!"

I need to TMTM** this shit ASAP.

**Tentacle monster, trademark. The tentacle monster will protect the trademark.

I'd be interested in reading that.

 

[anthrodisiac]

I'd be interested in reading that.

Damn you, plot bunny!