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bronzeage said:
Simple solution.

Next time you and her are alone, smack her ass. Smack it hard enough to sting. She has to know you are serious. She will spin around in fury. Whatever you do, don't show any fear. That is fatal. She's going to be really fucking mad and ready to kill you. Stay strong.

Look her straight in the eye and say, "When you're ready for it, I've got it." Don't say another word and don't take your eyes off her. It may take a day or two, but she'll come around.
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That sounds a bit advanced. I think he should just pull her hair and run the first few times he approaches her.
 
SparkyMark1961 said:
There is this lady in the office that I work out that is very sexy, very sexy. She is blonde and has a nice body, boobs that are not huge but nice. A very slender, thin body with long thin legs. She always smell sooooo good. I have come to have the hots for her. She is married, as am I, so there is not chance.
The other day she wore this button up shirt showing just a little cleavage. Her hair was pulled back and with her glasses making her looked like the poster girl for "sexy secretary". Today she has got me all hot and bothered, although I am sure she doesn't know it.
Has anyone else ever had this problem?
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check your PM box

I sent you some of her nude pics:D
 
SparkyMark1961 said:
She wears a lot of black, so I would guess either that is her favorite or she just looks good in black. But then she looks good in almost anything...or nothing at all. (or at least that what I envision)
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Really?

This is the reply you pay attention to?

Okie Dokie:rolleyes:
 
Canky said:
PM me her email info. I'll chat with her.
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I have trust issues. I would be afraid that you would out me having these feeling for her and it would cause all kinds of problems, maybe even get me fired. Although it excites me at the same time.
 
SparkyMark1961 said:
I have trust issues. I would be afraid that you would out me having these feeling for her and it would cause all kinds of problems, maybe even get me fired. Although it excites me at the same time.
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I like how you're ignoring most of the responses in this thread.


She'll never want you, so just give up now.
 
Purchase a BarbieTM doll and sew a set of tiny garments resembling those of your co worker.Dress the Barbie and take it to work and keep it in your desk.

Every time you get sex stress about your co-worker, roll the doll in a copy of the New York Times and take it to the men's room, saying you've got to "see a man about a monkey" and "got to get a little reading done".

Lock yourself in a stall, place the Barbie on the toilet-paper dispenser, and masturbate to completion on it. Flush the toilet and rattle the paper to complete the illusion that you've been taking care of legitimate business rather than preparing to cast an evil spell.

Once the doll is well shellacked with dried seed, take it in secret to a crossroads and bury it at midnight under a full moon. Recite the words which I will email you after payment of my fee, click your heels three times, and you will be granted irresistable [sp] sexual powers over her.
 
SparkyMark1961 said:
I have trust issues. I would be afraid that you would out me having these feeling for her and it would cause all kinds of problems, maybe even get me fired. Although it excites me at the same time.
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Are you touching yourself now, Sparkly?
 
SparkyMark1961 said:
I have trust issues. I would be afraid that you would out me having these feeling for her and it would cause all kinds of problems, maybe even get me fired. Although it excites me at the same time.
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I'm a genius, I won't mess around her. I'm sure there's a 99% that your boss will like me and I'm able to get her nude pics. If you're good, I'll give you those.
 
Redhead

I worked with a tall beautiful red head,, white skin, freckles, and flawless complexion. She smelled like flowers and whenever I was close I got a raging hard on. She never knew,but I masterbated every day to her.
 
KUJACK said:
I worked with a tall beautiful red head,, white skin, freckles, and flawless complexion. She smelled like flowers and whenever I was close I got a raging hard on. She never knew,but I masterbated every day to her.
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Now that's what I am talking about.
The idea of slapping her on the ass and not taking no for an answer is barbaric and will get you a nice lawsuit for sexual harassment.
 
Jennifer said:
Literally.
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I see what you did there.

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Canky said:
PM me her email info. I'll chat with her.
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What could possibly go wrong with that?

SparkyMark1961 said:
I have trust issues. I would be afraid that you would out me having these feeling for her and it would cause all kinds of problems, maybe even get me fired. Although it excites me at the same time.
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No need to worry.

Canky is very suave. If he cannot drop those panties...no one can.
 
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SparkyMark1961 said:
There is this lady in the office that I work out that is very sexy, very sexy. She is blonde and has a nice body, boobs that are not huge but nice. A very slender, thin body with long thin legs. She always smell sooooo good. I have come to have the hots for her. She is married, as am I, so there is not chance.
The other day she wore this button up shirt showing just a little cleavage. Her hair was pulled back and with her glasses making her looked like the poster girl for "sexy secretary". Today she has got me all hot and bothered, although I am sure she doesn't know it.
Has anyone else ever had this problem?
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Whatever you do, don't use the "naked man". It's totally inappropriate for work.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTIzQPDAzd-ny2f04vV3AcZIlKljPQZ2E7VIHWQy6HLSRh5tvCc
 
I think your wife feels the same about the guy who lives down the block who jogs by your house...
 
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