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-phreak said:hehe...true.
I better go attempt to make myself remotely useful.

-phreak said:Jesus. What did you do with my face? I look like I have the fucking plague.
Well you just have to get someone thats good with a tissue to clean up all your puss-phreak said:It's not the death thing that bothers me, rly.
It's all the puss. Yep, that's it.

-phreak said:fat ass. :nods:
Smoke Spliff said:
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ANY OF YOU GALS HAVE YOUR LABIA OR CLITORIS PIERCED?Luna_Wolf72 said:*wonders which nipple is pierced? Mine's on the left*
-phreak said:Oh, for sure. What a way to go out, choking on bits of mucus.

pinkstarfish said:More like HOT ASS!
Skinny does not = beauty...
It just = skinny!!!
Sheesh!!!![]()
RocknRoll said:Well you just have to get someone thats good with a tissue to clean up all your puss
as for the bronchitis one of my [ex]friends has that... it really isnt nice so you can choose... sympathy, a cuddle or a wire coat hanger thats been strightened to help take some bits out of your lungs *innocent* - and you thought my mind was just perverted! HA! its disturbed as well! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA....ha....
*shuts up*
If you want to see some real twisted stuff you can look at my poetry! lol-phreak said:Also, twisted minds are cool. I said so.
panty_inspector said:* on hands & knees looking for the erection that suddenly disappeared*
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-phreak said:*points*
*laughs*
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Fflow said:Phreak, I've been a long-time fan of your acerbic posts here but, now, I've got a whole new reason to like you. Sure... I know I'm a slacker for discovering your thread when it is pushing 40 pages, but I'm here now. That's the important thing.
Now, onto other matters. I believe you have a natural beauty that, to me, is breathtaking. I do not, however, believe that the photographs I've seen so far accurately reflect just how beautiful you are. I know that professional photograhpy can be expensive, so I am willing to donate my services to more accurately capture and document your many physical charms. In return, all I ask is that I get to ravage every orifice at least a few times... Deal, or no deal?
xoxo
srw
RawHumor said:Considering she's in Germany, that's a bit of a tall order.
Well the subject matter makes up for the dirty whore's ass any day-phreak said:the quality sucks dirty whore ass.
