Fuck it.

Mmmmmm... nasty cunt.

Okay, so that's not an overly sexy visual.
 
-phreak said:
hehe...true.


I better go attempt to make myself remotely useful.

Hmm I am sure more than a few can think of many uses for you, but I am sure that is not what you mean. LOL :D
 
-phreak said:
It's not the death thing that bothers me, rly.

It's all the puss. Yep, that's it.
Well you just have to get someone thats good with a tissue to clean up all your puss :p

as for the bronchitis one of my [ex]friends has that... it really isnt nice so you can choose... sympathy, a cuddle or a wire coat hanger thats been strightened to help take some bits out of your lungs *innocent* - and you thought my mind was just perverted! HA! its disturbed as well! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA....ha....

*shuts up*
 
Labia pierced????

Luna_Wolf72 said:
*wonders which nipple is pierced? Mine's on the left*
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ANY OF YOU GALS HAVE YOUR LABIA OR CLITORIS PIERCED?
 
pinkstarfish said:
More like HOT ASS!

Skinny does not = beauty...

It just = skinny!!!

Sheesh!!! ;)
:kiss:

Also gorgeous, you can come have a spliff with me anytime ;)
 
RocknRoll said:
Well you just have to get someone thats good with a tissue to clean up all your puss :p

as for the bronchitis one of my [ex]friends has that... it really isnt nice so you can choose... sympathy, a cuddle or a wire coat hanger thats been strightened to help take some bits out of your lungs *innocent* - and you thought my mind was just perverted! HA! its disturbed as well! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA....ha....

*shuts up*


ahahaa....good with a tissue...lollers.


Also, twisted minds are cool. I said so.
 
-phreak said:
Also, twisted minds are cool. I said so.
If you want to see some real twisted stuff you can look at my poetry! lol

There is dark things in th're damn minds I tell ye!
 
Me=Slacker

Phreak, I've been a long-time fan of your acerbic posts here but, now, I've got a whole new reason to like you. Sure... I know I'm a slacker for discovering your thread when it is pushing 40 pages, but I'm here now. That's the important thing.

Now, onto other matters. I believe you have a natural beauty that, to me, is breathtaking. I do not, however, believe that the photographs I've seen so far accurately reflect just how beautiful you are. I know that professional photograhpy can be expensive, so I am willing to donate my services to more accurately capture and document your many physical charms. In return, all I ask is that I get to ravage every orifice at least a few times... Deal, or no deal?

xoxo

srw
 
Fflow said:
Phreak, I've been a long-time fan of your acerbic posts here but, now, I've got a whole new reason to like you. Sure... I know I'm a slacker for discovering your thread when it is pushing 40 pages, but I'm here now. That's the important thing.

Now, onto other matters. I believe you have a natural beauty that, to me, is breathtaking. I do not, however, believe that the photographs I've seen so far accurately reflect just how beautiful you are. I know that professional photograhpy can be expensive, so I am willing to donate my services to more accurately capture and document your many physical charms. In return, all I ask is that I get to ravage every orifice at least a few times... Deal, or no deal?

xoxo

srw

Considering she's in Germany, that's a bit of a tall order.
 
RawHumor said:
Considering she's in Germany, that's a bit of a tall order.



ahaha. True.

Also,Fflow, I took the pics myself, so it's likely the quality sucks dirty whore ass. thnx for teh compliments anyways.
 
-phreak said:
the quality sucks dirty whore ass.
Well the subject matter makes up for the dirty whore's ass any day ;)

anyone who says that you are not a gorgeous girl is blind and needs to have their eyes ripped out and new ones put in...

How you take them out is up to you ;)

Except I notice that your 1st post says your ugly... and I wouldnt want to lose your beautiful eyes... so maybe some glasses for you *offers you mine* :rose:
 
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