Fuck it!

Mellon Collie said:


Aww, I know you're mean and greedy but with me?

That makes me so sad.

:(

I'm sorry, does it help to know I stole a grope and then helped you back up again when I realized who you were?:rose:
 
IrishWolfhound said:


Now now perky...there's enough of me for everyone. Let crimpy get me warmed up, then you can have me. :D

Did you just call Crimpy my fluffer? :eek:
 
perky_baby said:


I'm sorry, does it help to know I stole a grope and then helped you back up again when I realized who you were?:rose:

Yes as a matter of fact it does.

:D
 
Mellon Collie said:


Yes as a matter of fact it does.

:D

then I feel much better. It wouldn't do to have my dork club D.O. upset with me.
 
IrishWolfhound said:


LOL...I hadn't thought of it that way, but sure, why not?

it's the first time I've ever needed one.
 
perky_baby said:


it's the first time I've ever needed one.

You don't NEED one. It was the only solution I could come up with to stop you two from fighting. Besides, I never heard her even show any interest in the offer. You may have been fighting for a place in line with only you in it. :p
 
Mellon Collie said:
Ha!

Me do work?

You people have got to be out of your minds.

I see, she's only going to school to learn how to marry rich & then retire. My first love did that (not with me, obviously).
 
Yeah, I'm to busy with trying to talk Glam our token homosexual, into having sex with me.

I'm like the little engine that could.
 
Mellon Collie said:
Yeah, I'm to busy with trying to talk Glam our token homosexual, into having sex with me.

I'm like the little engine that could.

the dork club is actually the faghag club. I must confess.
 
IrishWolfhound said:


I see, she's only going to school to learn how to marry rich & then retire. My first love did that (not with me, obviously).

No no no, I was just made to be in middle management is all.
 
Mellon Collie said:


How dare you degrade our love like that!

We've got something special.

:D
I know, I'm just horrible, I can't stop myself. You're supposed to keep me in line, Crimpy.
 
Mellon Collie said:


No no no, I was just made to be in middle management is all.

Being in middle management, I strongly suggest going for upper management. It's like being the middle child (or a fluffer), all the work and none of the glory.
 
IrishWolfhound said:


Being in middle management, I strongly suggest going for upper management. It's like being the middle child (or a fluffer), all the work and none of the glory.
It's like I'm condemned to a life of hell.
 
Mellon Collie said:
Yeah, I'm to busy with trying to talk Glam our token homosexual, into having sex with me.

I'm like the little engine that could.

If I pretend to be gay, will you try to talk me into having sex with you?

Of course, it will be an incredibly short conversation:

"Would you like to....(sound of clothes being torn off followed by movie images of waves crashing, trains entering tunnels, etc) have sex with..oh I guess we did."
 
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*giggles* Well to be honest I have the robe but didn't bother buying the chemise since I sleep nude.
 
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