Fuck, Marry, Kill

[Desert Amazon]

 

[modest mouse]

*Brady Girls
Marsha, Jan, Cindy

fuck - marsha
marry - jan(neurotic can be fun)
kill - cindy

*Charlie's Angels
farrah, kate, jaclyn

fuck - farrah
marry - kate
kill - jaclyn

*Charlie's Angels(movie)
drew, lucy, cameron

fuck - all of 'em(at once)
marry - none of 'em
kill - all of 'em(if i had to spend time with 'em)

*CNN anchor women
daryn kagan, natalie allen, paula zhan

fuck - daryn kagan
marry - natalie allan
kill - paula zhan(she is a total embarassment)

*ER female characters
julianna marguiles' char., michael michelle's char., maura tierney's char.

fuck - michael michelle's char.
marry - maura tierney's char.
kill - julianna marguiles's char.

 

[StondTmplPilot]

celebrities

fuck-lynda carter, she is still wondrous!!!!!
marry-susan sarandon, she just seems so down to earth
kill-strap lips,er, i mean Julia Roberts


lit babes

fuck- all of you gorgeous ladies!
marry-i havent been here long enough to pick one, but shylady has been very nice to me
kill- that annoying twit that posts in big colorful letters, can't spell, and makes no sense

 

[lilminx]

kill- that annoying twit that posts in big colorful letters, can't spell, and makes no sense

Good one!

 

[StondTmplPilot]

thank you very much lil!

those posts make my eyes hurt!

 

[Phoenyx]

Reality wise
Fuck: Jenna Jameson (Total Babe)
Marry:Nina Hartley (Id get to fuck her after I married Her)
Kill: Vince McMahon


Lit board wise.
Fuck: gilly Bean (Total Babe)
Marry: Lil Minx (Id get to fuck her after I married Her (Hopefully))
Kill: Trolls

 

[Gilly Bean]

Reality wise
Fuck: Jenna Jameson (Total Babe)
Marry:Nina Hartley (Id get to fuck her after I married Her)
Kill: Vince McMahon


Lit board wise.
Fuck: gilly Bean (Total Babe)
Marry: Lil Minx (Id get to fuck her after I married Her (Hopefully))
Kill: Trolls

Aww... Right up there with Jenna Jameson.


My picks? Umm.... Do I have to pick just ONE for each?!?!?!?


Celebrity:
Michael Jackson, Heath Ledger, Mel Gibson

Fuck, Heath Ledger.. that boy is a cutie!
Marry, Mel Gibson. He has that accent... and... -drool- He is still cute, even if he is old enough to be my dad.
kill, Michael Jackson. Maybe all that plastic will keep his body preserved long enough for science to figure it out.


Here:

Hmm... I don't know. As Xander said, It is confinscated by the Lit CIA.

 

[lilminx]

Lit board wise.
Fuck: gilly Bean (Total Babe)
Marry: Lil Minx (Id get to fuck her after I married Her (Hopefully))
Kill: Trolls

Thank you Pheonyx- And of course, if I ever get married, I plan on having an amazing sex life, so if we got married, we would definitely be fucking often. Of course, if you lost interest, I'd make sure I had an amazing sex life with someone else.

Ok- for me: Any boy band, Rocco Siffredi, The Rock

Fuck: Rocco Siffredi- c'mon, haven't you seen him in pornos? Amazing!

Marry (of course, I don't like the idea of marriage, but I have to play by the rule or be sent to my room): The Rock- he has a great body and seems to be a devoted husband.

Kill: Any boy band- self-explanatory.


As for Lit members, I choose not to participate in this part of the game because there are just too many of them whom I'd want to fuck or kill (the two being unrelated, of course).

 

[BlondeBeauty]

After much, much thinking...
(Riiiiight...)


Fuck-Brendan Fraser. Flame if you must, but I still think he's cute. If only he wasn't married. Heck, maybe he's thinking about a lovely redhead in Texas right this very now...

Hey. It could happen.

Marry-I'd marry Fraser. He just hasn't asked me yet.

(Side note...three guesses.)


Kill?-The energizer bunny. I'm the one who keeps going and going and going and going...

 

[juicylips]

Decision Time

Celebrities:
Fuck - Antonio Bandaras
Marry - Harrison Ford
Kill - Jim Carey

There are too many Lit Celebs I would like to fuck to list here

Not many I would marry, one maybe two

None I would kill, yet

Cassidy

 

[MidnightAngel]

Celebs:

Fuck: Sean Connery (I luv older men )
Marry: Mel Gibson (family man)
Kill: Britney Spears (That cutesy bitch just gets on my nerves!)


Lit:

Fuck: Sexually Gifted
Marry: Nooo....not ever getting married again!
Kill: Unregistered

 

[Starfish]

Celebrities: Ewan McGregor, Ewan McGregor, Bruce Willis

Fuck:Ewan
Marry:Ewan
Kill:Bruce (He's never starred in a decent film aside from Pulp Fiction, and that movie could have done fine without him.)

Here: Lickerish, Lickerish, that troll who wants me dead.

Fuck:Lickerish
Marry:Lickerish (in Vermont I can, so shut up.)
Kill: Who else would it be? That troll that wants me dead, of course. I'd kill them first if I had the chance. With a fork. I'd probably keel over from weariness after the fight, but they'd die first for sure.


Real Life: David, David, David

Fuck: David
Marry: David (did already)
Kill: David, when he is really pushing my buttons.
(sometimes I think I've unconciously tried, like when I threw the ceramic coffee mug across the house, 25 ft, and it made a glass dinner plate, that it hit, explode and he was standing near in the radius of the massive glass schrapnel. What a fucking mess. I had the right to be really fucking pissed, but that was too much. I cleaned it all up, and he only got a cresent shaped cut on his brow the size of a thumbnail, so I don't feel that bad, but I'll never throw stuff again)

 

[cymbidia]

I'm bi - i get two lists

Disclaimer: This is a game. This is just a game. In reality, MS is the only one in my Fuck and Marry categories - forever and ever.


Women
Fuck: Kitten_Eyes
Marry: RisiaSkye
actually i could just as easily fuck RS and marry KE... they both make me shiver )
Kill: KinKy


Men
Fuck: Original nick edited out for personal reasons
Marry: WriterDom (gotta gowith someone like me)
Kill: Tyuomo


No celebrities for me, thank you. I intend to be celebrity-free before the holidays move into full swing.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Re: I'm bi - i get two lists

Women
Fuck: Never
Marry: Lickerish
Kill: Tiggs


Men
Fuck: Ollie
Marry: ?
Kill: Beaker

 

[Silverlily]

Celebs -

fuck - Jason Isaacs
marry - do I have to?
kill - Jennifer Love Hewitt

Lit-

fuck - Ren, he needs his _ _ _ _ blown (mind, you perverts)
marry - CW, he can cookkill - sorry Ravenloft, but it's the only way to keep Ren all to myself. You'll be missed.

 

[Silverlily]

side note to cym - you know I'd fuck you too, Mensa as well. Maybe I could get you both at the same time?

 

[lickerish]

Fuck:Lickerish
Marry:Lickerish (in Vermont I can, so shut up.)

Ooh-la-la Starfish wants to lick the lickerish and put a ring on my finger?! I'm so there.

Originally posted by Svedish_dork
Marry: Lickerish

Damn you, I'm already having a depressing day.. now ya gone and made me cry.

Bastard.


I'm bi-curious, i get two lists too

fuck: Fishy, Angel, Myst, Cymbidia, Lav... (ooh, can I jump on the Never crush list.. I like her moxy.)
marry: Fishy.. the feeling is way mutual.
kill: nah, I don't hate anyone that bad.

fuck: um.. kgbootie... or at least tease the hell out of him
marry: chef, just cuz i luv him.
kill: see above.

 

[Angel]

Woo HOO!

 

[lickerish]

Lol

but fuck is such a harsh word in some cases...

 

[Thumper]

OK...

Cel-ebitties


Madonna, Uma Thurman, Nina Hartley

Fuck...Uma
Marry (Do I hafta?)...Madonna(I get to fuck her, talk to her, she does have an IQ of 140, and spend her money)
Kill..Nina Hartley....The method of death however would be "cockicide" I would fuck her to death.

Here at Lit


Fuck...all of them...ladies that is
Marry...none, any woman that would marry me is certifiable
Kill....Fudd...that wabbit hunting bastard

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Add Thumpie to my fuck list.. or maybe marry so then we could REALLY chase the lit lovelies.

 

[cymbidia]

side note to cym - you know I'd fuck you too, Mensa as well. Maybe I could get you both at the same time?

I think he'd take a pass on that, darlin', if it included me, at least! We know who's loss that would be.

 

[HonestHands]

FMK

well, dont know enough about people here to split them in to the FMK bins. (Like I know a hell lot about these celebrities, right?!)

Fuck: Elizabeth Hurley, Uma Thurman, Susan Sarandon (well maybe from a while ago!)
Marry: How about nobody?
Kill: Sandra Bullock (don't ask)

 

[Calamity Jane]

Hmmm... I've been avoiding this since most of you managed to narrow your lists down to one or two... i'll try to control my excessive tendencies.

Celebraties

Fuck: Ethan Hawke, Matthew McCon-a-whatever, you know what I mean, Nick Cage, BB Thorton

Marry: Nick Cage

Kill: Britney

Lit folks

Fuck: PC, DCL, Sparky, Mensa

Marry: you can't make me

Kill: my new best inbox friend

 

[Renegade]

Lit-

fuck - Ren, he needs his _ _ _ _ blown (mind, you perverts)
marry - CW, he can cook
kill - sorry Ravenloft, but it's the only way to keep Ren all to myself. You'll be missed.

Name the time and place. You can bet I'd be there.