Fuck, Marry or Kill game

[Donkeepuncher]

It's very easy, Just list three famous people, or litsters if you want, then the next poster will tell you which one they would Fuck, marry and kill. The kill part is harsh I agree, I don't want to kill anyone but that is the game how it was originally intended. The first place I heard of it was on Howard Stern. This doesn't have to be only about women or even straight people, be creative.

For example, if someone lists:

Scarlet Johanson
Natalie Portman
Reese Witherspoon

I would answer:

Fuck: Scarlet
Marry:Natalie
Kill: Reese


Easy enough Here is the first set of names:


Jennifer Lopez
Penelope Cruz
Selma Hayek


(And for fucks sake KoalaBear if there is already a thread like this just let it be)

 

[PervyRomantic]

It's very easy, Just list three famous people, or litsters if you want, then the next poster will tell you which one they would Fuck, marry and kill. The kill part is harsh I agree, I don't want to kill anyone but that is the game how it was originally intended. The first place I heard of it was on Howard Stern. This doesn't have to be only about women or even straight people, be creative.

For example, if someone lists:

Scarlet Johanson
Natalie Portman
Reese Witherspoon

I would answer:

Fuck: Scarlet
Marry:Natalie
Kill: Reese


Easy enough Here is the first set of names:


Jennifer Lopez
Penelope Cruz
Selma Hayek


(And for fucks sake KoalaBear if there is already a thread like this just let it be)

Hahaha I LOVE your last line their Donkee. I think that all new threads should now officially include the point you made!


Fuck: Selma Hayek (easiely the hottest of these three for me.)
Marry: Penelope Cruz
Kill: J. Lo
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Kelly Ripa
Rachel Ray
Whoopi Goldberg

 

[MollyDolly]

Please don't think I'm pulling a KB here, but I tried to get a thread like this going, and so did another PGer called DRoc. I wish you more luck than we had- women would post and use men's names, and then no men would want to play. Or someone would choose people no one wanted to comment on, and the thread would die. But good luck, DP

 

[Donkeepuncher]

Please don't think I'm pulling a KB here, but I tried to get a thread like this going, and so did another PGer called DRoc. I wish you more luck than we had- women would post and use men's names, and then no men would want to play. Or someone would choose people no one wanted to comment on, and the thread would die. But good luck, DP

I think its on it's last breath, no one wants to play. *Hangs head* Maybe its too involved or something.


Fuck:Kelly Ripa
Marry:Rachel Ray (my dream to marry a chef, even rachel ray)
Kill:Whoopi Goldberg


Halle Berry
Ashely Judd
Cameron Diaz

 

[kindtemptress]

Fuck: Halle Berry
Marry: Ashley Judd
Kill: Cameron Diaz


Queen Latifah
Mo'Nique
Morrigu

 

[koalabear]

It's very easy, Just list three famous people, or litsters if you want, then the next poster will tell you which one they would Fuck, marry and kill. The kill part is harsh I agree, I don't want to kill anyone but that is the game how it was originally intended. The first place I heard of it was on Howard Stern. This doesn't have to be only about women or even straight people, be creative.

For example, if someone lists:

Scarlet Johanson
Natalie Portman
Reese Witherspoon

I would answer:

Fuck: Scarlet
Marry:Natalie
Kill: Reese


Easy enough Here is the first set of names:


Jennifer Lopez
Penelope Cruz
Selma Hayek


(And for fucks sake KoalaBear if there is already a thread like this just let it be)

no need to say anything....it will die on it's own.

 

[Donkeepuncher]

no need to say anything....it will die on it's own.

hahaha. Back to the drawing board.

 

[kindtemptress]

ok sooo no one noticed i posted?

 

[Donkeepuncher]

Marry: Queen Latifah (for the money)
Kill: Mo'Nique
Fuck: Morrigu (dont know to much about her but the thought of the other two makes my penis soft.)

a Professional Athlete
a Rock Star
an Actor

 

[kindtemptress]

Fuck: a rockstar
Marry: an actor
kill: an athlete



Anneski
Bequ23
MollyDolly

 

[PervyRomantic]

Fuck: a rockstar
Marry: an actor
kill: an athlete



Anneski
Bequ23
MollyDolly

Fuck: Molly Dolly (shes got "Legssss"...makes me think of the ZZ Top song. haha.)
Marry: Anneski, my old Lit buddy! I have MAD love for this special,sexxy lady and envy her hubby. Lucky bloke!
Kill: Bequ23 (sorry- just through process of elimination...as I dont know her well.)

 

[PervyRomantic]

oops...forgot to list 3 new names!

Mariah Carrey
Gwen Steffani
Madonna

 

[kindtemptress]

Mariah Carrey
Gwen Steffani
Madonna

Fuck: Mariah
Marry: Gwen
Kill: Madonna


PervyRomantic
President Obama
Brad Pitt

 

[PervyRomantic]

Fuck: Mariah
Marry: Gwen
Kill: Madonna


PervyRomantic
President Obama
Brad Pitt

This is crazyyyyyyy...
Even I would kill ME in this scenario!!!!
Hahaha.

 

[PervyRomantic]

BUMP!

 

[Donkeepuncher]

If I was a gay dude

Marry brad Pitt
Fuck Obama
Kill Pervy romantic (sorry dude)

A blonde
A brunette
A redhead

 

[PervyRomantic]

If I was a gay dude

Marry brad Pitt
Fuck Obama
Kill Pervy romantic (sorry dude)

A blonde
A brunette
A redhead

Haha I appreciate the sentiment but no apoligies necessary dude.


I'd Marry: a brunette
I'd Fuck: a redhead (they are WILDDDD )
I'd Kill: a blonde
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A goth girl
A valley girl
A Hippy girl
???

 

[Donkeepuncher]

Haha I appreciate the sentiment but no apoligies necessary dude.


I'd Marry: a brunette
I'd Fuck: a redhead (they are WILDDDD )
I'd Kill: a blonde
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A goth girl
A valley girl
A Hippy girl
???

Marry a Hippy chick (but i would make her shave)
Fuck a goth girl
Kill a valley girl


A dumb girl/guy thats pretty
A smart girl/guy who is average
An ugly girl/guy who is rich

 

[Natalya555]

Marry: smart girl who is average
fuck: a dumb girl thats pretty
KILL: a ugly girl who is rich

Paris Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Oprah

lol crazzy group ^^^ enjoy

 

[honeybeex0]

Marry: smart girl who is average
fuck: a dumb girl thats pretty
KILL: a ugly girl who is rich

Paris Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Oprah

lol crazzy group ^^^ enjoy

if i were a lesbian...

marry oprah
fuck paris hilton
kill lindsay lohan

batman
superman
spiderman

 

[Donkeepuncher]

if i were a lesbian...

marry oprah
fuck paris hilton
kill lindsay lohan

batman
superman
spiderman

if i was into getting gay with super heroes

marry batman
fuck superman (buns of steel)
kill spiderman


elvis
bob marley
john lennon

 

[honeybeex0]

marry batman
fuck superman (buns of steel)
kill spiderman


elvis
bob marley
john lennon

marry john lennon
fuck bob marley
kill elvis (process of elimination...i love them all.)

marilyn monroe
audrey hepburn
bettie page

 

[Natalya555]

Marry: Batman
Fuck: Superman
KILL: Spiderman

Hugh Grant
Ellen degeneres
Kelly Clarkson

 

[Donkeepuncher]

marry john lennon
fuck bob marley
kill elvis (process of elimination...i love them all.)

marilyn monroe
audrey hepburn
bettie page

marry Audrey hepburn
fuck bettie page
kill monroe

Hugh Grant
Ellen degeneres
Kelly Clarkson

 

[PervyRomantic]

Marry: Batman
Fuck: Superman
KILL: Spiderman

Hugh Grant
Ellen degeneres
Kelly Clarkson

This is getting fun guys...

Marry: Ellen (atleast she'd be funny.)
Fuck: Kelly (shes Hott)
Kill: Hugh (hes an insufferable wanker.)

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Elton John
Zac Effron
Clay Aikens