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Anyone know of any stories about women who get addicted to a Fucking Machine, such that that's the only way they have intercourse (sorry hubbies). If you don't know what I'm taking about, then check out http://www.x n x x.com/free/sex-machines-pictures.php [remove the spaces] (mostly pics, but a few video clips at some of the sites).

I may be a bit weird, but just the thought of my wife getting it from a machine like that is enough to put me over the edge. Of course I have no knowledge of whether these machines actually work (as well as they look like they should), but I'll wager they do for some women. Like all "toys", I'm sure that it varies from woman to woman, and I'm sure that the type (size, construction, material, etc) of dildo makes a difference.

Oh, I especially like the BIG piston machines, of course. I wouldn't be a guy if I didn't like BIG things. :)

Of course, as a variation to this "machine" idea, one could imagine a REAL Fucking Machine (a guy who fucks like a machine, with the equipement and stamina to match), but that's for another time perhaps. :)
 
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Something like:

An engineer told me before he died.
And I've no reason to think he lied.
That his wife had a cunt so wide
That she could never be satisfied.

So he built her a tool of steel
Driven by a bloody great wheel.
Balls of brass he filled with cream,
And the whole fucking issue was driven by steam.

Round and round went the bloody great wheel;
In and out went the prick of steel.
'Till in ecstasy she cried,
"Jesus Christ! I'm satisfied!"

Now we come to the bitter bit.
There was no means of stopping it,
And she was split from arse to tit
And the whole fucking issue was covered with shit.
 
snooper said:
Something like:

An engineer told me before he died.
And I've no reason to think he lied.
That his wife had a cunt so wide
That she could never be satisfied.

So he built her a tool of steel
Driven by a bloody great wheel.
Balls of brass he filled with cream,
And the whole fucking issue was driven by steam.

Round and round went the bloody great wheel;
In and out went the prick of steel.
'Till in ecstasy she cried,
"Jesus Christ! I'm satisfied!"

Now we come to the bitter bit.
There was no means of stopping it,
And she was split from arse to tit
And the whole fucking issue was covered with shit.
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Uh huh. Maybe you should quote your source of this ditty. And it was a sailor. I suppose it could have changed over the years. Interesting I just posted this on another thread thread not long ago. :rolleyes:

MJL
 
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The idea of writing a story with the machine in focus is surely new and exciting.
 
Uh huh. Maybe you should quote your source of this ditty. And it was a sailor. I suppose it could have changed over the years. Interesting I just posted this on another thread thread not long ago
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I learned this ditty back in the 1960s and it was known as the Engineers song. No sailor present! Some other slight differences in wording but they are of no consequence.
My source was an LP called Rugby Songs

S
 
Very interesting. It shows how things change over time. The source mine comes from died years ago to the best of my knowledge. He was a marine in WWII in the Pacific theater. Although I often repeated this rhyme, I never once heard it anywhere else. Now I wonder, where did it come from? Did someone hear the rhyme and make it into a song or did someone hear the song and shorten it to a rhyme.

I suspect the former rather than the latter.

MJL
 
mjl2010 said:
... The source mine comes from ... was a marine in WWII in the Pacific theater. ... I never once heard it anywhere else. ...
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I first heard it at University in the UK almost exactly 50 years ago this week! It was (apparently) a well-know student late-night bar song then.
 
The fucking machine idea is interesting in a couple of ways. Could be used in a non-consent story where wife or girlfriend is shackled into the machine and left on fucking her or even locked into place and just put out on display for people to see.
 
What about the angle where a woman, dissatisfied with her husband/boyfriend/lover, turns exclusively to technology to take care of her needs? In the movie "Artificial Intelligence" one of the main characters is a sophisticated robot built for purpose of pleasuring women. He is, essentially, an elaborate masturbation device.

Personally, I found that to be an intriguing idea.
 
NewOrleansGent said:
The fucking machine idea is interesting in a couple of ways. Could be used in a non-consent story where wife or girlfriend is shackled into the machine and left on fucking her or even locked into place and just put out on display for people to see.
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I love the humiliation factor here. It's so HOOTTTT! :devil:
I was thinking about a young couple 'exploring' with a sybian machine, but yours is much better.
 
Another good thing about fucking machines in written stories: You can invent your own.

I thoroughly enjoyed thinking up the machinery for "The Experiment" Part One and Two. :devil:
 
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