Fucking Sleepyhead's Uterus? That'll wake her up.

[lucky-E-leven]

Of course we know they're only getting mawwied so he can get work his wormly way into her womb!

Dweam wiffin a dweam...chuckle,chortle,giggle,snort... fall to the floor...

Ahem...yes...the womb. That is what we came for, isn't it? My thoughts on wombs. Not to be mentioned in erotica.

How's that?

Not that I have ever back clicked a story simply for the use of one word, as many seem to, but that one for me is like tripping on a raised piece of sidewalk. Sometimes I catch myself and recover...other times I fall flat on my face. In the event that I fall flat on my face, I blame the sidewalk (author) and probably just give two or three more paragraphs a go to see if I can pick myself up, dust myself off and continue. Broken noses, scrapes and bruises do get me to close out the story, though. A girl has to have standards.

~lucky (pwaying fow sweet dweams...they'we not fowwowing qwickwy enough)

 

[PorscheLynn]

I second (or is that more like tenth) that motion! Uteris is definitely a no-no. I'm not too thrilled with any word I'm likely to hear my gynocologist say - cervix, birth canal, and equally clinical terms for men as well. Most people just don't think like that. Unless you've got two really anal-retentive doctors in bed, it doesn't parse.

Oh! One similar thing that bothers the crap out of me, but not in quite the infeasible way the the womb issue does... there are a LOT of words, plenty of them fairly delicate if that's what you're going for, for the protrusions on a woman's chest. Please don't say mammories.

 

[Subo97]

womb

Is that where Wombats come from?

 

[shereads]

A girl has to have standards.

Damn. I wish I had known that in the early 1980's.

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Subo, sweetie, you alone have broken the womb/at code. There's no prize or anything, but congratulations.

(Note to CIA: terminate with extreme prejudice)

 

[destinie21]

Damn. I wish I had known that in the early 1980's.

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Subo, sweetie, you alone have broken the womb/at code. There's no prize or anything, but congratulations.

(Note to CIA: terminate with extreme prejudice)

damn drug craze