Fun Tricks For Blow Jobs :p

[inkydink]

Okay, I know about:

1) Using altoids/cough drops
2) Pop Rocks
3) Frozen grapes/blueberries
4) Ice
5) Having warm/cold liquid in mouth
6) Putting chocolate/whipped cream on him and licking it off

But there have to be more fun tricks besides these. Can anyone help me out?

 

[rthnck]

milk it

Learn prostate massage and he's yours for life....There are a couple of threads around that can get you started....

 

[mastagraff]

those are nothing but things to do if your not expereinced...i could go into so much detail on what you could do to my dick but i think you wouldnt know whrere to begin

 

[emap]

YOur thinking to much.

No seriously, your thinking to much.

There are only four things you have to do to get a guy off, and in so doing, he will be your little puppy for life.

1) Look at him while your blowing, guys just love to be able to look down and see you looking back, rther the same idea as looking at him when he is on top of you.

2) Stroke him. Wrap him up in your hand and move it up and down, variable speeds I have found to be the best, but it's mostly a guy to guy preference. Some want your hand moving at light speed, some want it moving slow.

3) Humming. Doesn't matter what you hum, hum the theme music to Jeopardy, he won't care. Just humm as your head is moving, especially when you got him at the back of your mouth.

4) Run your tongue up and down at his head, not all over so much as on the face part underneath with the folds. As near as I can tell it's the guy version of a clit, don't even have to do much in the way of a head bob if your licking him good there.

I don't do anything else with my mouth and hands than that and I have my guy shooting off or laying me back in 5-10 minutes if I'm really going to town or he was horny already. Though he is a little longer lasting than most.

 

[Vixandra]

Ya know, once you've got a cock down your throat, no amount of trying in the world will let you hum.

 

[ltnsfr007]

Ya know, once you've got a cock down your throat, no amount of trying in the world will let you hum.

Hehehe that's the only time women are quiet

 

[Vixandra]

Hehehe that's the only time women are quiet

We're also quiet in that moment after men have done something so stupid it takes our breat away.

Like attempting to mount a jet engine to a lawn mower or other such foolery.

 

[FallenAngelsSlut]

Hmmm

I love it when I get a blow job and a dildo at the some time. Or then Mistress plays with my butt plug as she sucks me! WOW!!!

 

[ltnsfr007]

We're also quiet in that moment after men have done something so stupid it takes our breat away.

Like attempting to mount a jet engine to a lawn mower or other such foolery.

Hehehe you take my BREAT away also

 

[inkydink]

those are nothing but things to do if your not expereinced...i could go into so much detail on what you could do to my dick but i think you wouldnt know whrere to begin

Um,yeah, I do know how to give a blow job, but thanks for the backhanded implication. I'm just looking for little unexpected tricks to change it up once in a while and keep him on his toes.

 

[footlongish]

The best thing for me is to get blown while my wife is having an orgasm. I sit on my haunches and she lays on her back but turns her upper torso/head and sucks me. I play with her clit and/or finger her at the same time. Or I maneuver our combo rotating dildo/rabbit ear vibrator in her pussy.

Sometimes she comes first, but sometimes she starts cumming and I shoot a big load in her mouth. It feels great when she comes first because she loses her tempo and starts humming on my cock. And sometimes she holds her mouth different as she cums. She always stays on my cock while cumming. Sometimes she holds still on my cock while she cums and I move my cock in and out a bit.

On the downside, if she cums first or if I can't cum in her mouth, I pull out and push her down and fuck her. A fuck always feels good after being sucked, especially when her mouth tastes like cock and if I've been fingering her she is so wet its unbelievable.

The best is when she sucks me off and then we have sex again in 15 minutes. She is hot and wet because she has been fingered and I'm horny and now I want to fuck her. And I last a long time and I'm huge and I'm not worn from fucking her the first time and nor is she.

There is nothing like fucking my wife after she has been fingered and I've been sucked off. She lays down and spreads and I push in. She is unbelievably wet and I'm huge for about 30 minutes. And it takes a bit of extended thrusting to come the second time so she gets it hard and deep and she loves that.

Women, if you really want to give your man pleasure, suck him more often. He'll repay you over and over. Use blowjobs as presents. You want flowers, he wants a blowjob. Use blowjobs as a way to have hotter sex. Suck him to get a good fuck or reward him for a good fuck by sucking him.

I like fucking too, but its nice to just sit there once in a while and get taken care of rather than having to do the "work". And nothing feels like a soft, wet mouth on your cock. Pussy feels good, but a wet mouth is different.

 

[footlongish]

I had 2 really memorable blowjobs before I got married. Actually more, but I'll start with two.

The first one was a "thank you" blowjob. My girlfriend at the time was horny and cranky because of it. I think she was about to get her period. Anyway, I sat against the wall and she rode me reverse cowgirl. I reached in front and stroked her clit and she bounced up and down. She came hard. I hadn't cum yet. She caught her breath, pulled off and laid in front of me and sucked me off. My load went right down her throat. I was super hard and all wet when she pulled off and the way she sucked, she was sucking to swallow it. She went deep and stroked and used suction.

My second memorable blow job was a thank you too, but different. We were fucking missionary and she was very orgasmic. I had given her about 10 orgasms one after another. I had come earlier in the day and I was holding back. She said "what can I do for you ?" as we were fucking. I said suck me. We were still fucking. She said "I'd love to". I almost came right then. I pulled out expecting that she was going to immediately suck my cock. But she laid there for a minute and I lost the urge to cum.

I sat on my haunches and she knelt and leaned down and took me deep. I was hard and wet, but not ready to cum anymore. She sucked me well. She reached down and gave herself some pleasure while she sucked me. She had an orgasm. The she started stroking my balls and humming and I shot a load down her throat. She swallowed the whole thing.

That turned her on to sucking me. She was a very sexy woman. She woke me with a blow job one morning but I was out of sperm from the night before so we just fucked. I was actually half asleep. She was really wet and had an wet orgasm on my cock as I just laid there. That made me cum. She said "Too bad, I wanted to suck that out of you !" It was still a very nice was wake up and actually the sex was tender even though she was as sultry. She was a very beautiful lover.

 

[footlongish]

I got another one... if you really want to turn your guy on, suck him while he is asleep.

My gf and I were staying at my aunt and uncles on spring break. (long story) They said we could sleep together, but we were young and shy so we declined. I slept in the unfinished basement were it was very cold. I wasn't getting much sleep and we were never alone, so no sex. She was horny from not getting any for a few days.

Well, one night about 3AM I got tired of freezing my ass off in the basement, so I crept upstairs and slipped in bed with my girlfriend. And fell fast asleep.

About 7AM I was having this marvelous dream. I was swimming in the ocean and it was nice and warm. And this gal came up to me and asked me if I could help her to learn to float on her stomach. I had to hold her up in the water and my hands were on her breasts and her thighs. Meanwhile her hand reached down and stroked my cock. Remember this was all a dream. Well, I started shooting my load in my sleep as I woke up.

Well, what really happened is my girlfriend took me in her mouth and was slowly sucking me. I shot a tremendous load in her mouth and she wasn't an experienced cum swallower. I hadn't cum for several days and it was huge. There was cum everywhere and she wanted to spit it out. But she had no place, so she had to hold it in her mouth while she got her panties off and spit it on them.

It was one of the best BJs/cumshots I ever had. True story.

 

[jayuk_73]

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[Krystitties]

I like to tease with a feather.